Hey kids its that time...cookies? NO fool! Phrase O the Week (trumpits are heard in the backround). This week's happened today in good ol' drama with that ever so talented John Langdon, more like John Fiddle Faddle. (FYE-Fiddle Faddle=SUCK!) But the winning phrase escaped Cara Alousio's lips. After she said "hey guys watch this," we all turned giving her our full attention...and she jumps. A totally random jump. We look at her, unimpressed. She says: I jump for fun, cuz I'm on drugs.

Congrats to Cara and her drugs. We all salute you with the mating dance.

Other announcements: Tonight if your not doing anything come to the North Cafeteria for Dave Lagmana's Eagle Scout FUN-draiser. Come for the spagetti, come for the improv, come for punch and pie. It will be fun times OR ELSE (dun Dun DUN). The "hotness" starts at 7.

Note: No gurantee of punch or pie.

I'm out like an obese boy playing a strenuous activity that involves throwing a rubber ball at others.

Holy Crap I hate technology!! The other day this POS wouldnt let me update, then today it had what i wrote, but didnt publish cuz it wouldnt let me, saved..and then i thought i published that, then went and updated with what you see below. Thinking I did a double publish...BUT NO. When i updated it erased the other days! Then i went to rewrite it and I'm stupid and got that erased as well. Now i want to punch the wall.

(Counts backward from 10) Anyway, here is what i can remember

And Memory Says:

Aint nothing cooler than lunges. You're not cool unless you lunge.
(The following was said by Merry McEvanson while lunging to the mad-phat beats in Old Navy, the only place to go to get down)

Merry later on asked if she could hold in her farts til she got to my car where upon getting inside she would repeatedly rip em til we passed out in a type of "gas coma."

*The past statement was partially a fabracation, its a take on reality. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO FART YOURSELF INTO A COMA.

That is all

Random things on my mind:

1) I have a Harry Potter scarf (giggles)
2) Dark Harbor was a crazy flick.
3) I dont wanna do my homework...what else is new
4) I could go for some cornbread
5) I own a mouse, Milo is the name
6) My last three statements have started with "I" probably because I'm an egomaniac and such
7) Mariah Carey is on the tv right now and I'm having these incredible urges to punch it
8) (blank stare)
9) Fanny Pinchin (ask Maggie Devito why she writes that on her papers)
10) Video Killed the Radio Star.....and he walked cause they jury said there was "lack of evidence," so wrong...

Today, both Lisa and I came to the conclusion that librarians are funny. The I went a leap further and realized a more appropriate name would be Book Elves. Think about it. All librarians are small, have glasses, like books...no real HUMAN has all those qualities. The book elves live in the inchanted woods of literature, near the stream of knowledge. All you need to do is enter through the golden arch of the "library gates." Obviously they disguise themselves as "librarians" to avoid attention at their real identity. It would most likely create mass panic if people were told the truth behind what is to be found in the deepest vaults of these Library's....(pause for dramatic effect)...Elf Gold. But shhhh! Don't let them know I told you the truth. I doubt they will go online and discover this, because they dont like the computers, they like the books better.

Galaxy Quest Quote: Give him a big hand, he's British!

Simplicity is Genius

I love to procrastinate. I got so much homework that I should be doing at this moment, but I'm not. It's so much easier to just hang around, watch tv, listen to music, play with my dog, eat a bagel, poop...I mean (looks away).

I just want this unnecessary High School work to end. Go on the college and be able to fully focus on what I actually WANT to do work for: Custodial Arts. You have no idea of the glory that emulates from the magical flush of a toilet, or the art of sweeping the floors. It's the most beautiful thing in the world (bits lip to hold back the tears).

Song I am listening to at this VERY moment: Where's my mind?-Pixies
Next song: Talk show host-Radiohead
People I want to be hanging out with: You (naturally), Alan Rickman, and Gillian Anderson

Day dreamer