I was wondering today what I would write about since I havent updated and nothing happened...until din din. I ate too much food and I looked at Yvone who was across the table from me. In a serious tone and voice I said, "I could become bulimic." She looked concerned and asked why, and thought it was because I could induce throwing up. I said it was because I ate too much and I feel all heavy, but I couldnt ever really become bulimic because I hate throwing up. Then she brought to my attention that I poop twice a day. As such, I am kinda bulimic....reverse bulimic....well reverse area that food comes out of.

Also Yvone's "penguin" walk...sucks. Nothing like a penguin at all.

Dear weather,

Uh...You SUCK!

Love,
Col

Today I watched infomercials to analyze them for my next project in Media Production. Yeah there are way too many happy audience members. This one I saw about the Gazelle with Tony Little was AMAZING. I've seen it before but this guy is about 35, long curly hair and def wears make up. Best part was to ensure that this was all real he took a polygraph test. Wow. But along the bottom it said re-enactment of real polygraph. So what does that mean? It was pretend real...isnt that like...unpossible?

If I had an informerical I would sell sarcasm tapes. One exercise would be on clothes. Here's how it would go...
If you see a person with an ugly shirt, go up to them and ask,"Hey, where did you get that shirt, I would REALLY like to go buy one."