"I will punch your mouth off"
-Me
Saturday, December 07, 2002
I'm updating today like a fox!
Them be fighting words:
Today I was talking to my dad and he's all...whats with the long website address that I posted. Hey man, you gotta copy and paste for some fun, I'm not gonna just hand it to you. Then you would learn to be lazy. Anyway, we got to talking and he said something about Unkie George. It was about how he complained that I didnt update and he called him a cry baby, look:
Evshouse: he's a cry baby
What do you think of that Unkie George? You gonna take that from him?
Daily Shout out!
To: Once again, Ms. Marie
Why: She is so set on having me get into the holiday spirit and sent me a mini xmas tree. Rock on!
Them be fighting words:
Today I was talking to my dad and he's all...whats with the long website address that I posted. Hey man, you gotta copy and paste for some fun, I'm not gonna just hand it to you. Then you would learn to be lazy. Anyway, we got to talking and he said something about Unkie George. It was about how he complained that I didnt update and he called him a cry baby, look:
Evshouse: he's a cry baby
What do you think of that Unkie George? You gonna take that from him?
Daily Shout out!
To: Once again, Ms. Marie
Why: She is so set on having me get into the holiday spirit and sent me a mini xmas tree. Rock on!
Do you gots lots o dat holiday spirit? Got nothing better to do? Then go here: http://64.4.8.250/cgi-bin/linkrd?_lang=EN&lah=524bbe89b1f71ffdefd4b59ad786ab0f&lat=1039296984&hm___action=http%3a%2f%2fwww%2ewtv%2dzone%2ecom%2fLadyBoheme%2fdearsanta%2ehtml
He's a little taste of the fun from my own experience:
I thought it was funny when I put Merry's panties on my head and danced the the can can on the couch while singing `Kitties!'.
He's a little taste of the fun from my own experience:
I thought it was funny when I put Merry's panties on my head and danced the the can can on the couch while singing `Kitties!'.
The only person on my floor who plays music loud enough to bother me is my RA. Talk about abusing her power. Oh wonderful, now she's playing Dirrty by my favorite singer, Christina Angu-whore-a.
Yesterday someone said something funny but then I dont remember what it was. So the quest for the phrase o the week continues.
I saw Bowling for Columbine...wow.
It makes me want to do something.
I also saw Pootie Tang. That is the craziest movie. It's so random and...so bad on purpose that its funny. As Pootie would say, "Sa da tay!"
Yesterday someone said something funny but then I dont remember what it was. So the quest for the phrase o the week continues.
I saw Bowling for Columbine...wow.
It makes me want to do something.
I also saw Pootie Tang. That is the craziest movie. It's so random and...so bad on purpose that its funny. As Pootie would say, "Sa da tay!"
Wednesday, December 04, 2002
Random things:
1) Ithaca is a snow globe. I feel like someone keeps shaking up some more snow after it stops for a couple minutes.
2) The other day someone claimed that snow was the white man's camafloge.
3) Today I saw a plastic dining hall cup that was cracked on the ground. As snow fall around it I said to myself, "what a shame."
4) Coming back from class there were these older people on some kind of tour I assume. And old man picked up some snow off the railing and began to pack it in his hand. I thought he was going to hit one of the people in front of him, but he then passed the snow back and forth between his hands. I was like, what is the deal here? As if it wasn't bitter cold enough for him he feels the need to rub his hands in freezing snow? Aren't old people cold enough? As I left to go to my dorm he still had it in his hand. My only rational explanation is that he was making a really really small snowball and only he would get amusement out of hitting someone with it. Stupid old man....
1) Ithaca is a snow globe. I feel like someone keeps shaking up some more snow after it stops for a couple minutes.
2) The other day someone claimed that snow was the white man's camafloge.
3) Today I saw a plastic dining hall cup that was cracked on the ground. As snow fall around it I said to myself, "what a shame."
4) Coming back from class there were these older people on some kind of tour I assume. And old man picked up some snow off the railing and began to pack it in his hand. I thought he was going to hit one of the people in front of him, but he then passed the snow back and forth between his hands. I was like, what is the deal here? As if it wasn't bitter cold enough for him he feels the need to rub his hands in freezing snow? Aren't old people cold enough? As I left to go to my dorm he still had it in his hand. My only rational explanation is that he was making a really really small snowball and only he would get amusement out of hitting someone with it. Stupid old man....
Tuesday, December 03, 2002
Monday, December 02, 2002
You know I don't update for a couple of days and I get some angry fan mail saying...I'll paraphrase:
Oh Why aren't you updating, what the f-bomb?! I am hooked on your site because you are the best human being alive. I wrote People a letter saying that you need to be in their magazine for Best Human EVER! They already have sexiest man alive and you are the coolest person alive. You should make a movie and then win an Oscar. I want to give you all my money. I'll write you a check for a ba-zillion dollars and you can spend it on producing a movie and buying candy and getting a kitty and a limo and a helper monkey and lastly a toothbrush because even though you have an amazing smile, you kinda have some plaque hanging out. I would do something about that. Do you brush 3 times a day? I doubt it. My great Aunt Edna once didnt brush her teeth because she thought there was a vast conspiracy to kill off the magical midgets that live in your back molars that give us magical healing powers. She was crazy, or was she? Anyway, please update. The End.
and now I will cite it (Unkie George pg1)
Oh and Daily Shout out!
To: Opera Baby
Why: Because the baby sings about poop. I've seen it before but still it's hilarious. Thanks to Unkie Jerry for the site.
Oh Why aren't you updating, what the f-bomb?! I am hooked on your site because you are the best human being alive. I wrote People a letter saying that you need to be in their magazine for Best Human EVER! They already have sexiest man alive and you are the coolest person alive. You should make a movie and then win an Oscar. I want to give you all my money. I'll write you a check for a ba-zillion dollars and you can spend it on producing a movie and buying candy and getting a kitty and a limo and a helper monkey and lastly a toothbrush because even though you have an amazing smile, you kinda have some plaque hanging out. I would do something about that. Do you brush 3 times a day? I doubt it. My great Aunt Edna once didnt brush her teeth because she thought there was a vast conspiracy to kill off the magical midgets that live in your back molars that give us magical healing powers. She was crazy, or was she? Anyway, please update. The End.
and now I will cite it (Unkie George pg1)
Oh and Daily Shout out!
To: Opera Baby
Why: Because the baby sings about poop. I've seen it before but still it's hilarious. Thanks to Unkie Jerry for the site.
Friday, November 29, 2002
Funniest thing o the day:
Watching America's Funniest Home Videos and they had this whole montage clips of people falling. There was this one woman in a bathing suit, and she wasn't really skinny and she fell into this pond. Oh my god, it was so funny I had tears in my eyes so I couldnt clearly see the other people fall down. I love to laugh at other people's misfortune.
Watching America's Funniest Home Videos and they had this whole montage clips of people falling. There was this one woman in a bathing suit, and she wasn't really skinny and she fell into this pond. Oh my god, it was so funny I had tears in my eyes so I couldnt clearly see the other people fall down. I love to laugh at other people's misfortune.
ooh what to write. So much funny, there just aint enough room up in hea.
Yesterday we played this game called Mafia. Naturally, people died. It's the coolest game. I wont attempt to explain it except that what happens is craziness. But good crazy. It's funny when you try to figure out who is lying and when you know you can mess with people's heads and trust. Oh Mafia, you're so cute.
Also while playing the game Jon was sitting on a couch when he ripped a big long fart. I think he might have tore a whole in the couch it was so powerful. Yvone had this to say about Jon: He farts a lot.
Before bringing the "kids" over to the hizzy (house) for thanksgiving we thought it was funny if Yvone pretended she didn't know much english and just smiled and said: Yeah, good. My name is Yvone. Where is the bathroom? Picture Picture!
It would have been hilarious to watch everyone else look at each other to see if it was ok to laugh...or just to see them try not to laugh. However, this never happened. But in theory it would have been hilarious.
Oh and on Liz's request Yvone now calls her Apple. Why is this? Because Liz likes apples, but she doesn't like to eat them.
Yesterday we played this game called Mafia. Naturally, people died. It's the coolest game. I wont attempt to explain it except that what happens is craziness. But good crazy. It's funny when you try to figure out who is lying and when you know you can mess with people's heads and trust. Oh Mafia, you're so cute.
Also while playing the game Jon was sitting on a couch when he ripped a big long fart. I think he might have tore a whole in the couch it was so powerful. Yvone had this to say about Jon: He farts a lot.
Before bringing the "kids" over to the hizzy (house) for thanksgiving we thought it was funny if Yvone pretended she didn't know much english and just smiled and said: Yeah, good. My name is Yvone. Where is the bathroom? Picture Picture!
It would have been hilarious to watch everyone else look at each other to see if it was ok to laugh...or just to see them try not to laugh. However, this never happened. But in theory it would have been hilarious.
Oh and on Liz's request Yvone now calls her Apple. Why is this? Because Liz likes apples, but she doesn't like to eat them.
Monday, November 25, 2002
Sorry it's been awhile. I is home. Jules is now a superhero. Narcoleptor! better known as Narci. She has the amazing ability to fall asleep and has kicked a lot of guys in the nuts. So, she falls asleep while the bad guy is talking, he walks over to poke her and she kicks him in the nuts. Her worst enemy...a woman.
Yesterday I went into the city with Merry and met up with Jesse. On the train ride Merry brought her suitcase since she was going back to college for a bit. She asked me to remind her that she put it on the overhead thing for luggage because she would forget. So at first I wrote "S" on my hand for Suitcase. Then I was afraid I wouldn't look at my hand and I put my pocketbook around my leg to remind me to look at my hand. Then I was afraid I wouldn't remember what "S" stood for so on my other hand I wrote "uitcase." But then I thought what if I look at this hand first and I say..."Uitcase? What's that?" So I then numbered my hands 1 and 2. Later on I decided to just call a suitcase and uitcase. Then I asked people on the train if they saw my friends blue uitcase.
Today we were watching While You Where Out, it was the first time for Yvone and Jules. The original blonde haired host was annoying Yvone so she stated the following:
I'm gonna kick her.
She deserves to die.
I hate her.
Yvone is a loving person, that's why I keep her around. It's all about the hugs.
Yesterday I went into the city with Merry and met up with Jesse. On the train ride Merry brought her suitcase since she was going back to college for a bit. She asked me to remind her that she put it on the overhead thing for luggage because she would forget. So at first I wrote "S" on my hand for Suitcase. Then I was afraid I wouldn't look at my hand and I put my pocketbook around my leg to remind me to look at my hand. Then I was afraid I wouldn't remember what "S" stood for so on my other hand I wrote "uitcase." But then I thought what if I look at this hand first and I say..."Uitcase? What's that?" So I then numbered my hands 1 and 2. Later on I decided to just call a suitcase and uitcase. Then I asked people on the train if they saw my friends blue uitcase.
Today we were watching While You Where Out, it was the first time for Yvone and Jules. The original blonde haired host was annoying Yvone so she stated the following:
I'm gonna kick her.
She deserves to die.
I hate her.
Yvone is a loving person, that's why I keep her around. It's all about the hugs.
Thursday, November 21, 2002
Take the Superhero Test. I was Mr.Fantastic...stretch ablility? Pa-lease! Lactaid Lady is WAY cooler than him. Does he have a pill gun that incases the bad guys? I think not.
Background info: I am Lactaid Lady, one of the pioneers of the Super Squad. I am lactose intolerant but with the help of my pill gun that traps bad guns inside of ma pills I can have dairy once again. Radio Active Super Cake aka RASC, my trusty side kick has the power to throw radio active cakes. Her weakness..dark water; it's way scary. Then we have Nerdroid with the power of calculators! She...calculates...things. Yeah. Her weakness=deal batteries. And last is Dr. Grammar. He confuses the bad guys with really big words. His worst enemy would be ebonics. What the dilly?
The words above that form sentences and thoughts were not allowed to be posted for a three days because the internet it a mean face. As such, when I saved it Word didnt want to save the website. However, I found it....all for you
http://www.liquidgeneration.com/quiz/superhero_quiz.asp
Background info: I am Lactaid Lady, one of the pioneers of the Super Squad. I am lactose intolerant but with the help of my pill gun that traps bad guns inside of ma pills I can have dairy once again. Radio Active Super Cake aka RASC, my trusty side kick has the power to throw radio active cakes. Her weakness..dark water; it's way scary. Then we have Nerdroid with the power of calculators! She...calculates...things. Yeah. Her weakness=deal batteries. And last is Dr. Grammar. He confuses the bad guys with really big words. His worst enemy would be ebonics. What the dilly?
The words above that form sentences and thoughts were not allowed to be posted for a three days because the internet it a mean face. As such, when I saved it Word didnt want to save the website. However, I found it....all for you
http://www.liquidgeneration.com/quiz/superhero_quiz.asp
Monday, November 18, 2002
Sunday, November 17, 2002
Oh man I SO saw Harry Potter 2. Jealous?! I was satisfied. It would have even been better than the first one. Fo shizzy.
I also got this crazy cold in one day. Good job cold you invaded my body at an amazingly fast rate. You jerk. There are two things I fear in life: spiders and sore throats. I HATE sore throats, so of course what does Colleen get? A sore throat. Excellent! But to add to the fun, it also brings along it's friends: annoying swollen glands and perhaps slight ear infection that keeps popping my ears. Those guys are also jerks. They like bust into my head all uninvited and then go to sleep on my couch and eat all my Lucky Charms cereal! Do you know how much that cereal costs?! They better watch their backs because I am gonna go ka-ray-zay on their buns. Hot dog bun...hot dog....food
I also got this crazy cold in one day. Good job cold you invaded my body at an amazingly fast rate. You jerk. There are two things I fear in life: spiders and sore throats. I HATE sore throats, so of course what does Colleen get? A sore throat. Excellent! But to add to the fun, it also brings along it's friends: annoying swollen glands and perhaps slight ear infection that keeps popping my ears. Those guys are also jerks. They like bust into my head all uninvited and then go to sleep on my couch and eat all my Lucky Charms cereal! Do you know how much that cereal costs?! They better watch their backs because I am gonna go ka-ray-zay on their buns. Hot dog bun...hot dog....food
Friday, November 15, 2002
Thursday, November 14, 2002
Quote O the Day:
Finally Jules says something funny! She claimed to take on other people's identities today so when she asked Sudhanshu to call her something sexy and he suggested Lactiad Lady, which is MY SN, she shouted out:
I'm totally taking over your life!
She looked me in the eyes and I was scared. Scared for my life, which was being taken over by some crazy asian.
Finally Jules says something funny! She claimed to take on other people's identities today so when she asked Sudhanshu to call her something sexy and he suggested Lactiad Lady, which is MY SN, she shouted out:
I'm totally taking over your life!
She looked me in the eyes and I was scared. Scared for my life, which was being taken over by some crazy asian.
Daily Shout Out!
To: Ma Pops
Why: Check this out. After reading my site about the whole gay incident he sent me this:
Pros and Cons(about not changing):
Pros: The knowledge that you maintained your individuality and made a personal statement.
Con: Your statement may be misinterpreted at a 60-40 rate!
Pro: Don't take as long as mom to get ready.
Con: Still have to wait for mom to go anywhere!
Pro: Don't have to get up earlier to get ready for school.
Con: May look like you didn't get up early enough for school!
Pro: Keep some of your public guessing.
Con: Keep some of your public exchanging rumors!
Go Dad!
To: Ma Pops
Why: Check this out. After reading my site about the whole gay incident he sent me this:
Pros and Cons(about not changing):
Pros: The knowledge that you maintained your individuality and made a personal statement.
Con: Your statement may be misinterpreted at a 60-40 rate!
Pro: Don't take as long as mom to get ready.
Con: Still have to wait for mom to go anywhere!
Pro: Don't have to get up earlier to get ready for school.
Con: May look like you didn't get up early enough for school!
Pro: Keep some of your public guessing.
Con: Keep some of your public exchanging rumors!
Go Dad!
Wednesday, November 13, 2002
Blank Stare.
Yeah so I have nothing to report. Oh wait. I lied. Oh I'm so devious. I'm such a liar. Me pants on fire. But back to the point. Last night I watched more than half of South Park the movie. It's so hilarious. At one point this counselor guy tried to get the kids to stop cursing through a song and dance routine. So he tells them instead of ass say buns, like kiss my buns or you're a buns-hole. Buns-hole. Now there is a word for you. I ask for you to go out into the world and spread the joy and love of buns-hole. Teach the children!
Now you sir, are a buns-hole.
Yeah so I have nothing to report. Oh wait. I lied. Oh I'm so devious. I'm such a liar. Me pants on fire. But back to the point. Last night I watched more than half of South Park the movie. It's so hilarious. At one point this counselor guy tried to get the kids to stop cursing through a song and dance routine. So he tells them instead of ass say buns, like kiss my buns or you're a buns-hole. Buns-hole. Now there is a word for you. I ask for you to go out into the world and spread the joy and love of buns-hole. Teach the children!
Now you sir, are a buns-hole.
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