I must introduce you all to someone VERY close to my heart...

Mr. Skid. Full name: Mr. Skid with the shoes. He's married to Ms. Slip with the grip. They are in love and together created a being. Some call him the Slip-Skid Kid. They call him Johnny. Johnny wears his shoes with the grip everywhere he goes: school, the mall, the movies, his grandma's house, strip clubs...

Now Mr. Skid with the shoes was in trouble, he almost lost his j-o-b because the lining on his shoes gave way. He just loved those shoes so much he didnt want to replace them, but he almost killed Joe Pudding. We all know how important Joe Pudding is...without him who would eat all that pudding made by Bill Cosby? So Mr. Skid with his flimsy shoes skids right into Joe Pudding as he was taking a giant spoon full of, you guessed it...pudding. He starts to choke and thankfully Sally No-choke just punched into work, rounded the corner in an all out dash (cuz she can sense the choking) and saves Joe Puddings life.

Needless to say, Mr. Skid got himself a new pair of shoes the next day.

Hey you, listen to this: All Over Again by Phantom Planet...its crazy