Who got a job?
-Col got a job.

Where is the job?
-Ralph's famous italian ices

Who else works there?
-Everyone in 11th grade and their mom.

omg I think the end is near. I just saw a playstation game where you dance as Britney Spears. Confess your sins now! Before it's too late..

I dont like having allergies. They make my contacts blurry. Then I have to blink wierd. People might think this has some sort of innuendo, or even worse...that I'm about to fall asleep. Cuz we all know that once people fall a-sweepies around people who are awake they are fair game.
Draw on the face; beard, unibrow, etc.
Hand in hot water [to make you pee yo'self].
Wedgie.
Atomic Wedgie.

Ouch. Atomic...