There's a rumble in my tumble.

I think I had some bad T-bell cuz there are some gurrrrrrgles errupting from the tum-tum. And I'm burping more than normal. Those crazy tums helped a bit, easing the pain. It's a shame cuz I really like T-bell so this aint gonna stop me from doin it again. And again. Again.
Then what happens? What if the next taco has a bomb in it? eh, I'll eat it anyway and then I'll hope being lactose intolerant will diffuse the bomb.

Man I should be a spy. They need more bomb eaters out there.