More poop stuff:

Lactaid Lady: would you ever eat poop?
Lactaid Lady: i mean, what if it was wrapped in a hot dog bun
ProudestMonkYgus: does it involve money
ProudestMonkYgus: how much poop and how much would i be gettin
Lactaid Lady: no money
Lactaid Lady: we're talking about survival
Lactaid Lady: you're starving and all you have to eat is poop in a hot dog bun
ProudestMonkYgus: hmm.
ProudestMonkYgus: i'm sure there's other things i could eat. like leaves/plants
ProudestMonkYgus: where the hell would i be starving alone where the only thing to eat is poop and a hot dog bun?
Lactaid Lady: you've been taken hostage and they leave you alone in a white room
Lactaid Lady: and they only leave hot dog buns with poop for you
ProudestMonkYgus: why is the room white? why can't it be like purple?
ProudestMonkYgus: scoop the poop out. i'd rather smell the poop than eat it. and eat the buns
ProudestMonkYgus: that's my answer
Lactaid Lady: then you lose
Lactaid Lady: and you die
Lactaid Lady: cuz the people watching you will shoot you
ProudestMonkYgus: oh well
Lactaid Lady: they want you to eat the poop
ProudestMonkYgus: then i fail

A shame...