No one is going to beat this so it might as well be given Phrase O the Week. Guess what Yvone and I talked about? Well read the quotes and you'll find out.

Yvone: I poop every other day...if I'm lucky. But when I poop I am so happy cuz...it's poop. I get a sense of relief.

Wow, she makes it harder for me not to be gay.