"when the hell are you going to update?"
-My Mom

I got back from Virginia today, yeah thats where I went this weekend and why I didnt update, though I'm lazy and prob wouldnt have updated anyway. Conclusions about the South:

they are so slow because it's freakin' hot down there.
it's fun to reinforce stereotypes even if they arent true.
there are too many bugs.
Virginia is not 3 hours away, its like 9.

ok the end.
I'm going to sleep a bunch and not wake up at 5am.