Quick story:

I was in a public bathroom recently after watching a play so it was full of "the ladies." I just had to pee and as I situated myself in the stall I heard one of the most glorious things ever. I mean let's face it, people fart and often times you will fart in the bathroom. The toilet bowl is a pretty resonate device and so when this woman near me started to fart, she decided to try and cover it up with coughing.

I instantly started to smile because people always will joke around about that but its rare that you witness this feable attempt to cover up ones farts.

oh and PS - it doesn't really work.