You never really say goodbye, in my opinion.

oh yesterdays word of the day: Bihotches

What a great word. Thanks Austin Powers for the following line that I said REPEATEDLY yesterday:
scene: jail cafe area
rapping: Dr. Evil
what did that foo say?: Ah, crystal (wine), my moto (cell), and a couple of bihotches (guys with mops on their head as hair)...why not?

Why not, indeed. How could you turn that deal down. He's living it up JAIL STYLE! word.

I think its time to look up a Random Word in the Dictionario...
thats right kids!
here we go, todays word is: ok I can't find the dictionary, so lets switch gears and do Thesaurus Tiempo!

This one is better anyway...
Imagine this: you're in a real mess because you can't find another word for ornament. This is common, don't panic. Take a deep breath and say, "Oh, I just love the way your christmas tree looks with all those embellishments on it."
Embarassing situation evaded.

The kid with the best lines of monday night was...
(drum roll)
(the roll, being made of bread, falls apart)
(I cry)
FRANKIE!!

He is my brothers friend and it hilarious. He doesnt seem 13 at all. Tony was gonna give him a dollar to get s'mo fireword for the bonfire. And when he returns he had one big piece and 4 other smaller ones. So Tony is all, You're not getting a dollar for that.
Frankie goes: Can I say something? I was chased by dogs.
And he didnt drop any wood.
Needless to say, Tony gave him a dollar bc he danced around in laughter after frankie said that.
Priceless

Today was the goodbye. Many of you know of Liz Rivalsi, she's won many Phrase's o the Week and said/done funny things. Well today she left for the college. Three hugs and a bunch of tears. An "I'll miss you." Followed up by, "I love you." I really do love her. It was hard to drive home when tears keep falling. I gave her three hugs because after each one it didnt feel like it was enough. How do you say goodbye to 5 years of spending like everyday together. It's not the end of the world, I'll see her in a month. But it still makes me sad. JEALOUS?!

Today I sat in Burger King all alone in a room of empty chairs.
I didn't feel alone.

Backround Info on what you JUST read: Yeah i SO wrote that on a napkin.

Today was some serious beach house fun. Adventures at the creek, climbing big rocks, watching fish freak out in the water. They kept leaping out of the water like it was their job. And after awhile I thought they were doing it as some kinda social thing, or to just mess with my head. The succeeded. Oh and sunsets are bridy.

Yeah i said bridy.
it's advanced votabulary.

I just love my family

Each day I have been spending WAY too much time in my car. I keep driving back and forth from my house and community of Lake Grove and then going about 25 mins out to the Beach House in Bathing Hollow. Its totally worth the drive. And as I just wrote that I realize the i guess its called symbolism in having to drive back and forth. At one end are my friends and the other is my family.

When I first drove out to the beach I was all stressed bc I knew I'd have to be driving back and forth like a mad man to see all my friends for "last" hangouts. And my dad said: Welcome to the real world. He was best friends with these guys in college and high school and used to hang out with them everyday. Now they are lucky to hang out once a month. Those are the things he tells me. And at one end it makes me sad, but then it makes me really happy. Cuz I know I'll be doing the same thing too. I'll be hanging out with these people for the rest of my life. Even if it is only once a month.

There was something I wanted to write about and then I fordot it. Don't you hate that?! I hate that. You know what else I hate. Math. and scary monsters. Monsters that do Math would probably me the scariest thing in the world for me to see. I'd prob pass out upon seeing it. I hope the monster won't eat me.

To Jon:

Of course you can sign my wall.

From,
Col

So the first annual Get To Know Your Boss Better Day was a total disaster. Appearently our boss "was confused" and in a fit or rage he ripped down all of our signs and threatened to fire ppl. Hopefully next year will be better.

Quote of the week:
If I was rich, I'd buy a crappy car to hit stupid people.
-Katie Woz

She got kinda mad when people were cutting the line to exit jones beach. But even if she wasnt angry I bet she'd say the same thing. Hey, I would do it too. I cant stand stupid people. They should be tossed off the end of the earth, along with ppl who walk slow.

As we were coming home from the concert which was really great, a Pathmark truck cut us off and liz said: I'm never going there again.
So I want all of you to boycott Pathmark bc their truck drivers are crazy mo-fos.

Lack of updates is due to beach house fun. The first night was great I spent some quality time with the fam. Played King of the Raft which I totally won everytime cuz it was against my brother who is skinny and his friend franky who is short. But once I play with someone bigger than me...I think I'll lose my reign.
Oh and Frankie threw up. Then before I was about to shower he very seriously comes up to me and says: Oh, Colleen..uh, there is still some vomit on the bowl. "on the bowl" what a great line. He projected that stuff, had a splatter pattern on the wall. And he also told me that after he threw up there was a piece of chicken from dinner still on the bowl. Naturally, I was JEALOUS!

In addition: My mom is a selfish DirtBag and will admit to this too. She's proud of it. Freaking dirtbag.

Driving around in my automobile: Today while driving on the VERY crowded Portion Road I saw this woman who had part of her skirt hanging out of her door. It made me giggle.
Plus: I got an idea for custom made horn noises. Mine would be a fart. A farting car horn. Its genius.

I go to Jones Beach in about an hour and a half.

Oh and dont fordet.

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY
Make your way over to Ralph's FAMOUS Italian Ices for
Get To Know Your Boss Better Day.
plus its my last day and I want a BILLION dollars in tips from you.

Last night I watched Ghost for the first time. Some consider that a crime.
In my late night movie watching mood that I currently find myself in, I watched and pretended I was demi moores character for a moment and silent tears poured down my face.

That movie made me want to act.
I miss my improv class.
I could be anyone. And it felt so good.

In other news: Last night I saw a little bit of cops and this po-po kept telling the guy who was under arrest that his dog would bite him. I think the guy lives alone and talks to his dog. Its just not normal to be THAT insistant that your dog WILL bite someone. Ma dawg!

I read a new website today. One thats been around most of the year and I never knew about. I read it now and its amazing. Most of the things I am aware of and others I had no idea. I'm sorry.
I wish I knew more.
I wish I wasnt stuck in the Colleen Mold all the time. Like I have to be this stereotype that only exists in my head.
I wish I could cry in front of you.
I wish I was a better person.
I wish I was always there for you.

I wish too much.

I'm a WIP
Work
In
Progress

you know, i love you.

Yeah so I saw Alan Rickman on Sunday.
What's up now?!
If you dont know who he is it's ok. I just wont talk to you anymore you. How do you like them apples?

Anyhoo I had some weird dream and the po-po were in it. Appearently I was part of this group of kids who played this big joke at waldbaums - I think, it was either there or the school. And then someone called the fuzz on us but they didnt know who pulled the prank so we evaded them. But at one point I was almost caught. Oh and it was raining. I dunno what the deal is with that? When does it EVER rain.
note: po-po and fuzz are slang words for police

There's NO time! AHHH
I feel like summer is running out of time too soon and I cant do all the things I was hoping for. RATS!

PLUS: Freakin' Kazaa doesn't work anymore on my computer so I deleted it and now have to download something new. How annoying is that? I bet those commies are behind this.

Oh you must be Mr. I dont like to go over 30 on Hawkins ave.
Hi. I'm Colleen. Can I punch you in the face?


You failed. You failed like a fat person trying to wear a skinny persons clothes.
-Merry

I think that could catch on and soon everyone will say that to each other when they fail at something, like...oh I dunno. LIFE! It'll make people feel really good about themselves and I bet the suicide rate will go down.

Also a strange phenomenon, the release of methane gas from the human body unbeknownst to the human being while laughing. Yeah it happened twice. That means more than once. Two to different personas.

The last sentence was made to confuse you.
[giggles]

I set up my new computer today and when it came to naming it, I paused. I needed the right name. Five minutes later, Mr. Compooder was born. Merry said she is going to name hers Skip. I told her that sucked. She said that Skip was gonna kick Mr.Compooder in the nut ball. As you can clearly see, Merry is a jerk.

What would you do for a klondike bar?

Person says, "Nothing, I hate those things."

Screen goes to black and reads:
Herseys

I hope thats spelled right.

note: I'm on a posting rage!!

I laugh at myself because I sound like a chinese person that just learned english in my last statement about the "jean"
I wish I knew how to type.

I need to say this.

Those Buddy Lee commercial suck.
They suck a lot.
It's just jean that your selling! Just show the jeans all nice like and say the motto and be done with it.

stupid jeans. Who makes those anyway? Cuz whoever does, isnt good at it cuz when was the last time you found a pair that actually fit you? Hmmm. Never! They are made for no one, in the invisible factory down town. I hate them. They make me feel uggie. But mama says I aint. I love mama.

Now, you might be asking yourself:

Hey how come there isnt really any phrase o the week anymore on Colleen Evanson's AWESOME website entitled Kickin' It Oldschool?

I'll tell you sometin. Since it's the summer, I no longer have to go on a real schedual of events so basically each day just kinda blends into the next. Today is Thursday though, I'll tell you that. And people say funny things still. But I just dont remember like I used to. Everything is...blurry. And there is this weird pain shooting down my left arrmmmmmmm

[silence]

Burn her she's a witch!: Thats right everyone, Liz Rivalsi is a witch! She told me in the car. Unfortunately her only power is to make everything shrink. How do I know this? Because she borrowed my sweatshirt tonight and when I got it back, I swear it shrunk! Everything she touches shrinks. She needs other ppl to feed her cuz as she said:

Oh chocolate...(touches it and it shrinks) ...oh man.

Tis a shame. I kinda feel bad for her. But not really cuz she is always putting a spell on me. And we all know how much I HATE spells. Things itch like crazy.

There's a rumble in my tumble.

I think I had some bad T-bell cuz there are some gurrrrrrgles errupting from the tum-tum. And I'm burping more than normal. Those crazy tums helped a bit, easing the pain. It's a shame cuz I really like T-bell so this aint gonna stop me from doin it again. And again. Again.
Then what happens? What if the next taco has a bomb in it? eh, I'll eat it anyway and then I'll hope being lactose intolerant will diffuse the bomb.

Man I should be a spy. They need more bomb eaters out there.

Lactaid Lady: what would you do if i turned into an old chinese man
FJive45: uhhh
FJive45: buy new clothes

I wonder what she would buy. Perhaps a nice pair of jeans, or cargo pants. I bet Old Navy is having a sale. If I owned Old Navy I would sell all the clothes and and replace them with cake. Cake clothes. They'd be yummy. People would NEVER be hungy. But you know eventually someone is gonna screw up when they are making the cake clothes and then there is a hang nail in it and someone chokes and the health department is then breathing down my neck and then I have to buy back all the regular clothes...millions are out of a job. All because of a damn hang nail. What a shame. I guess I'll just have to be a vet instead because I loves me some ammitables!

I saw the movie signs. wow what a crazy movie. at one point the suspense was too much for Merry and I to handle, so we held hands. But this was no ordinary hand holding. This was a grip of fear. It lasted about 15 mins and then I couldnt feel my hand anymore and Merry got a cramp, thank God the suspense was over or we prob would have molded to each other.

I always wanted a siamese twin. [sigh]

The days series of events went as follows:
-wakey wakey
-Jon's hizzy and Notorious BIG
- lobstaaah!
- Austin Powers

-Wakey Wakey: I woke up. Duh, I basically flat out told you in the title. freakin' moron

-Jon's hizzy..: So I got to Jon's hizzy where the mac daddy's are all chizillin (like villians), and after Pimp Master Dave left..the remaining gangstazz decided wez a gonna go in da pool. The gangstazz were Jon, Tony, Jesse, and myself. And we start free stylin' to da rhyme of BIG. And did you know....he says, "I Eat Cat" and I KNOW this is true cuz Jesse told us and Jesse is the reincarnation of BIG so he would know. That's right, sir. Biggy didnt die, he just became a skinny white kid in suburbia. AKA low profile.
It doesnt end there. Jesse and I talked like Snoop Dog on the rizzide hizzome. Das right. Fizzy in this hizzy. And if you want to talk about soda being fizzy then you say, "yo, dis soda be izzy fizzy"...drop the "f" off the first fizzy. It's simple grammar.

-I had lobster of the 1st time today. Muy bien. Our waitress at first was rude to Pat Shiel and then turned nice. She over hear us talking about if you would sacrifice some random persons life in order for you to gain happiness. And she said she'd kill them. Would you?

-Austin Powers: freakin' great. Go see it, just for the beginning even if you hate austin powers. Do it. Or else I'll spread all those nasty rumors about you!

(GASP!)

Check it out...New saying.

Isn't it cute?! I recently told Liz that I am SO sweet I think I'm made of candies.
A revolutionary candy. It'll be called rev-Oh-ution. The "Oh" is for the reaction you will have. A reaction of greatness. You will love its taste and question your life. You will quit your job and work for my candy factory. The candy factory will eventually take over the world as I create a candy race. Taffy people. The future is bright.

Oh it's so Bridy!