And now..Colleen's Words O Wisdom:

Imagine there was a society of little people, much like our own..but smaller. Naturally, we would hate each other just cuz of the height differences. There wouldnt really be any major destruction by them. It would just be annoying. They would throw little things at us, like pebbles and mini paper air planes. Occastionally they would knock over your glass and leave little hate notes around, but you cant really read it cuz the writing is so small. We would have to warn them to NOT mess with us cuz we could easily destroy their way of life. But in their arrogant ways (due to the small size of their brain, thus decreasing there ability to understand) they would push aside our words. Most people would carry around water guns with them to squirt them with water. They wouldnt realize it was simply water so they would run in fear yelling "eww Big People liquid!"
Yet one fine day (cue the song) all the fights will cease. A giant among the littles (not really a giant, just figuratively speaking) will unite the impossible of cultures. Teaching the littles and Bigs to co-exist. His name.....Lil' BoodHA. God bless him.

Footnote: After a century of peace among the society's, it all falls apart and they are sent back into war with each other after the President for the Littles gives the President for the Bigs the hand and tells him to (and i quote)"Dont go there girlfriend, I will knock your teeth out like chicklets." He then proceeded to reach into his pocket for some gum but the President of the Big's securtity thought he was pullin a gun so they shot him....476 times.

Tink bout dis: "Adults are just children with more money." - Kenneth Branaugh

Song O da Day: Love Rollercoaster by those good ol Red Hot Chili Peppers