I apologize for the site acting up yesterday, it wouldnt allow me to post the following. It gets moody sometimes. Here it is:

My brother once asked why pigeons walk the way they do, with the bobbing heads as they walk and such.
I replied: "Cuz they got rhythm"

Pigeons are down with the mad-phat beats. They prob wear mini headphones that we cant see so they have a constant supply of beats to biz-ounce to. They are all pimps. But then there is that one seagull who thinks hes a pigeon....(shakes head in shame)

I like to sing dis song: Secret Agent Man by da RX Bandits

Random Word Looked Up in the Dictionary:
Ice 1: frozen water 2: a state of coldness 3: bling-bling (i.e.- You are wearing so much ice you could freeze New York)