righjt now i am ttyping w2ioth glopvbes on, hence qa;ll; tghe crzy bad tpy./ But at lewasty my uhaqnsdsw qare wqarm,...(tosses off the gloves) Translation: But at least my hands are warm.
Gloves wont due at a time like this. If i were to continue it would totally destroy my life. I would never be able to successful use computer like activities and we all know that soon computers will take over the world. I'd probably get kicked out of the world, me and people who have fat fingers. Then I'd have to hang around in outer space with a sign that says "Any where but STUPID Computer Earth." And when a UFO stops to pick me up I imagine a convo something like this would occur:

Alien: What happened to you?
Me: I got kicked out of earth.
Alien: How come?
Me: (shows hands which are totally covered by dark blue fleece gloves)
Alien: Oh I see, fingers too big for the keyboard?
Me: Yep

**Then we would proceed to discuss the politics of having computer and technology dominate society. And he would tell me all about how he wants to Fight the System, and that Macs suck.**

Activity O the Day: Belching. (You see I'm sick with some kind of tummy bug so i belch even after eating crackers and hot tea.)

Blah!!