The comment that started the following rant/idea comes from the mouth of Piampiano. During lunch we were discussing people of low intelligence and how that gets them anywhere in life. So Pimp asks to herself (as to create a situation): What do you want to do when you get older?
To which she replies in a higher tone of voice: I want to be stuu-pid.

Now from this spawned the idea of Stupid University. Here you can acheive any rank of stupidity. Start off will Moronology, move on to Idiotism, then study the Putz Therom, and finally a masters degree will get you to the highest rank: Schmuckery. You can study abroad in Europe. And if you are stupid enough you can try for our Tootsie Roll, much like the honor roll or honors programs except this time the stupider you are, the more candy you get. It's quite the college.

So if people are constantly saying what a moron, idiot, putz, or schmuck you are...Why not make it your life? You're obviously good at it. Come to Stupid University to be eternally stupid. As Forest Gump says, "stupid is what stupid does."

I listen to this song a lot: Losing Lisa by Bens Fold Five (thanks liz!)
*Speaking O Liz....You go with that busted up knee. It might hurt but the limp is totally worth it.