I like how the weather is so consistant now. Yeah it makes sense that it was crazy warm in the winter, and now its freakin freezing when its spring. I'm telling you man, Mother Nature is losing her mind. Ever since Jack Frost left her she has been doing some heavy drinking. At first she would just have a couple with the "girls" but now she is going home early from work to drink all alone and cry as she watches Soups in her jammies. I never knew you could stoop so low. I feel really bad for her, I do. But she needs to get her act together before she takes us all down with her. Next thing you know it will start to snow in June. The will come the sulfer rain, then naturally the end of the world as we know it will follow.

See kids, thats what happens when you bask your sorrows in alkie-hall. 'Tis a shame...She was So good at what she did.

Time for some FUN! And it comes in the form of General Food Bashing:
1. Beans fart ALL the time
2. Coffee doesn't shower
3. Apples are nasty
4. Egg is a total drunk
5. Dirtbag=Crackers