This is really early to have a Phrase O Da Week. As such, I will let this be a potential candidate for it. As of now it's in the semi's as a Quote of the Day. If anyone dares to say anything I find more amusing that the words from Liz Rivalsi's lips...then they shall win. The competition is fierce.

"i hate naps, no matter how fufilling they are."

Go ahead. Try to beat that. I DARE you.

I also have this:
"oh god my mom is talking to parker, asking if he needs a belly rub. am I asked? hell no."
-Me

note: Parker is my dog.