Todays the last day for anyone to say something to amuse me...Time is running out fools!

Last night was some good clean fun. Talking at Starbucks, then bowling. I SUCK at bowling. But you know what, I don't care (auhncaehr!) I had fun. I went with Liz and Jon. Now you can't just bowl using your name. What's the fun in that? So we got bowling names....sorta. Jon said he was Hammer MC. So then Liz called Wrench. And I was like, eh what the heck, call me Screw. And they did. Good ol' screw, aint nothing like it.

Say Wha?!

Good song = Great Escape by Guster

she said: Whats a Guster?
he said: I dunno, buster.
she said: Shut cho mouth.
he said: Otay!

A Short Story, for short people. With short attention spans. And shorts.