ok I have decided to post my storytelling fairtale for all o' yall. But I know people dont' like to read too much, so it will be in pieces. Like an HBO special with the voice of Tom Hanks!

The Hollywood Version: Snow White and the Seven Celebrities

Once upon a time in the magical kingdom of Hollywood there lived a producer who had a daughter. Her name was Tori Spelling. She was attractive and had no acting skills at all, but because she was his daughter he put her in everything he ever made. But one day, he died and the rest of the people in Hollywood hated her so much for all her terrible acting that they wanted to cast her away. This time her daddy couldn’t save her. So she was banished to never act again and sent to Northern California.

Soon after the most shallow and annoying fashion expert in all the land went up to her mirror and asked, “Mirror, mirror on the wall, whose hated most of all?”
The mirror replied, “Why you Joan Rivers, but there is another. Tori Spelling is hated still for what she did on Beverly Hills 90210. She was cast away up north and is wandering through the woods there.”

“Then she MUST die! For only I shall be the most hated in all the land!” said Joan Rivers. But before she whisked herself off to conjure up a plan to destroy Tori Spelling and broadcast the whole thing as a television special on E!, she asked, “Who is she wearing?” Then she proceeded to make bad jokes about K-Mart having a sale.

End Part 1