Story Cont.:

Why a snap bracelet? Joan figured, it’s tacky and anyone who tries to bring back a trend from the ‘80s should be blown up.

Joan was extremely pleased with her plan and she would have laughed manically but all the plastic surgery prevented her from doing anything else but smile and constantly look surprised.

Back at the cottage Tori was helping Alf memorize his lines for his next 1-800-Collect commercial when Macgyver came back from his daily walk with the mail. He noticed the invitation for Tori and called her over.

“WOAH!” cried Joey Lawrance, “You got invited to the Golden Globes!”

“Oh my God!” she exclaimed, “I guess they don’t hate me after all. But whatever shall I wear?”

MC Hammer came over and offered her his beautifully glistening blue jumpsuit. As much as Tori loved shinny objects, she knew it wouldn’t fit.

“Quit your jibba jabba! She’s got a package too” said Mr. T.

Tori opened the package and saw a wonderful dress just for her with a matching snap bracelet. “Goodie, I love snap bracelets!” she exclaimed.

“Who sent it to you?” asked Angela Lansbury.
“Joan Rivers. Aw, how nice of her, I’ll have to make sure to go and see her when I arrive,” said Tori.

But this whole thing seemed suspicious to Angela. “How curious? Why would Joan Rivers send you a package the same day your invitation arrived?” Her work on Murder She Wrote was making her want to get to the bottom of this mystery, but no one else listened to her, for she was old.

End Part 3