Story Cont.:
Why a snap bracelet? Joan figured, it’s tacky and anyone who tries to bring back a trend from the ‘80s should be blown up.
Joan was extremely pleased with her plan and she would have laughed manically but all the plastic surgery prevented her from doing anything else but smile and constantly look surprised.
Back at the cottage Tori was helping Alf memorize his lines for his next 1-800-Collect commercial when Macgyver came back from his daily walk with the mail. He noticed the invitation for Tori and called her over.
“WOAH!” cried Joey Lawrance, “You got invited to the Golden Globes!”
“Oh my God!” she exclaimed, “I guess they don’t hate me after all. But whatever shall I wear?”
MC Hammer came over and offered her his beautifully glistening blue jumpsuit. As much as Tori loved shinny objects, she knew it wouldn’t fit.
“Quit your jibba jabba! She’s got a package too” said Mr. T.
Tori opened the package and saw a wonderful dress just for her with a matching snap bracelet. “Goodie, I love snap bracelets!” she exclaimed.
“Who sent it to you?” asked Angela Lansbury.
“Joan Rivers. Aw, how nice of her, I’ll have to make sure to go and see her when I arrive,” said Tori.
But this whole thing seemed suspicious to Angela. “How curious? Why would Joan Rivers send you a package the same day your invitation arrived?” Her work on Murder She Wrote was making her want to get to the bottom of this mystery, but no one else listened to her, for she was old.
End Part 3
Saturday, February 22, 2003
Friday, February 21, 2003
Meanwhile, in the forest Tori Spelling was losing hope until at last she arrived in a clearing where a lone house stood. She went up to the door and could hear the song “Can’t Touch This” playing inside. It was one of her favorite songs so she opened the door to hear it better and she found seven pairs of eyes on her.
“What’s going on here?” she asked.
Mr. T stepped forward and with all this gold chains replied, “We are the seven washed up celebrities, fool!”
She looked around and noticed who was there; Mr.T, MC Hammer, Angela Lansbury, Macgyver, Alf, Michael Bolton, and Joey Lawerance who noticed who she was and exclaimed, “WOAH!” in pure Blossom fashion.
She told them her story about being shunned away and they all nodded in agreement, for they knew her story all too well. They were all surprised she held out so long.
Back in Hollywood (after getting another face lift), Joan Rivers searched far and wide for a way to kill Tori Spelling. In the end she decided to print up a fake invitation to the Golden Globes that stated Tori was being acknowledged for her work in the 1987 classic, Troop Beverly Hills. With the letter she would include a dress for her to wear, along with a snap bracelet that was the triggering device to a bomb. Once Tori arrived on the red carpet, Joan Rivers would call her over and the bomb would go off.
End Part 2
“What’s going on here?” she asked.
Mr. T stepped forward and with all this gold chains replied, “We are the seven washed up celebrities, fool!”
She looked around and noticed who was there; Mr.T, MC Hammer, Angela Lansbury, Macgyver, Alf, Michael Bolton, and Joey Lawerance who noticed who she was and exclaimed, “WOAH!” in pure Blossom fashion.
She told them her story about being shunned away and they all nodded in agreement, for they knew her story all too well. They were all surprised she held out so long.
Back in Hollywood (after getting another face lift), Joan Rivers searched far and wide for a way to kill Tori Spelling. In the end she decided to print up a fake invitation to the Golden Globes that stated Tori was being acknowledged for her work in the 1987 classic, Troop Beverly Hills. With the letter she would include a dress for her to wear, along with a snap bracelet that was the triggering device to a bomb. Once Tori arrived on the red carpet, Joan Rivers would call her over and the bomb would go off.
End Part 2
Thursday, February 20, 2003
Wednesday, February 19, 2003
ok I have decided to post my storytelling fairtale for all o' yall. But I know people dont' like to read too much, so it will be in pieces. Like an HBO special with the voice of Tom Hanks!
The Hollywood Version: Snow White and the Seven Celebrities
Once upon a time in the magical kingdom of Hollywood there lived a producer who had a daughter. Her name was Tori Spelling. She was attractive and had no acting skills at all, but because she was his daughter he put her in everything he ever made. But one day, he died and the rest of the people in Hollywood hated her so much for all her terrible acting that they wanted to cast her away. This time her daddy couldn’t save her. So she was banished to never act again and sent to Northern California.
Soon after the most shallow and annoying fashion expert in all the land went up to her mirror and asked, “Mirror, mirror on the wall, whose hated most of all?”
The mirror replied, “Why you Joan Rivers, but there is another. Tori Spelling is hated still for what she did on Beverly Hills 90210. She was cast away up north and is wandering through the woods there.”
“Then she MUST die! For only I shall be the most hated in all the land!” said Joan Rivers. But before she whisked herself off to conjure up a plan to destroy Tori Spelling and broadcast the whole thing as a television special on E!, she asked, “Who is she wearing?” Then she proceeded to make bad jokes about K-Mart having a sale.
End Part 1
The Hollywood Version: Snow White and the Seven Celebrities
Once upon a time in the magical kingdom of Hollywood there lived a producer who had a daughter. Her name was Tori Spelling. She was attractive and had no acting skills at all, but because she was his daughter he put her in everything he ever made. But one day, he died and the rest of the people in Hollywood hated her so much for all her terrible acting that they wanted to cast her away. This time her daddy couldn’t save her. So she was banished to never act again and sent to Northern California.
Soon after the most shallow and annoying fashion expert in all the land went up to her mirror and asked, “Mirror, mirror on the wall, whose hated most of all?”
The mirror replied, “Why you Joan Rivers, but there is another. Tori Spelling is hated still for what she did on Beverly Hills 90210. She was cast away up north and is wandering through the woods there.”
“Then she MUST die! For only I shall be the most hated in all the land!” said Joan Rivers. But before she whisked herself off to conjure up a plan to destroy Tori Spelling and broadcast the whole thing as a television special on E!, she asked, “Who is she wearing?” Then she proceeded to make bad jokes about K-Mart having a sale.
End Part 1
Sunday, February 16, 2003
Friday, February 14, 2003
GASP! My first fan email!
TJ writes: What do you think about the movie Old School and its stealing of your website name?
Well, I was in the movie theatre when I saw the trailer and thought it was the most amazing trailer, simply because of the name. Initially I thought, it was pretty cool that they shared my name. Then after awhile, I thought about it - alone in a meadow, and it started to annoy me. I mean, if that movie sucks they could systematically destroy all the things that old school is associated with. I am worried for my future. I fear the worst. And as such, I am putting out a Red Alert for the readers of my site. Please read as much of the archives as you can and buy lots of duct tape and put it around your computer. If there arent many updates for about a week...fear the worst. But otherwise, Will Ferrel could make that whole thing worth seeing.
More emails are appreciated.
TJ writes: What do you think about the movie Old School and its stealing of your website name?
Well, I was in the movie theatre when I saw the trailer and thought it was the most amazing trailer, simply because of the name. Initially I thought, it was pretty cool that they shared my name. Then after awhile, I thought about it - alone in a meadow, and it started to annoy me. I mean, if that movie sucks they could systematically destroy all the things that old school is associated with. I am worried for my future. I fear the worst. And as such, I am putting out a Red Alert for the readers of my site. Please read as much of the archives as you can and buy lots of duct tape and put it around your computer. If there arent many updates for about a week...fear the worst. But otherwise, Will Ferrel could make that whole thing worth seeing.
More emails are appreciated.
Thursday, February 13, 2003
Ok today I was thinking how I have a high tolerance for the cold. Often times when others feel it is really cold I am standing around in a t shirt saying its so hot. But here in Ithaca my tolerance is gone. It is so ridiculously cold out here you have no idea. My nose hairs freeze, I curse as I walk around and the wind attempts to blow me into a snow pile. So not cool. And I find it very disappointing that I am so damn cold. (shakes fist at Jack Frost)
Also, as I got onto the elevator I was thinking how awkward it is when you are with one other person who you dont know...in the elevator of course. And you could say well it only lasts for about a minute until you get to your floor, but still...I feel the need to address the uncomfortableness but instead I lean against the wall and pretend to be in deep thought or fuss with my jacket, anything to not think about the other person there. But if we just opened up, do you know how many elevator friends you could make?! So then I got onto the second elevator - because I was avoiding being outside - and we stop on one of the floor...low and behold, Dana walks in...and so does this other chick. So Dana and I exchange witty banter and then we all start to complain how the elevator stops of floors and no one is there and how it wastes a good 3 seconds of time. This girl is proof that elevator friends really can happen.
Also, as I got onto the elevator I was thinking how awkward it is when you are with one other person who you dont know...in the elevator of course. And you could say well it only lasts for about a minute until you get to your floor, but still...I feel the need to address the uncomfortableness but instead I lean against the wall and pretend to be in deep thought or fuss with my jacket, anything to not think about the other person there. But if we just opened up, do you know how many elevator friends you could make?! So then I got onto the second elevator - because I was avoiding being outside - and we stop on one of the floor...low and behold, Dana walks in...and so does this other chick. So Dana and I exchange witty banter and then we all start to complain how the elevator stops of floors and no one is there and how it wastes a good 3 seconds of time. This girl is proof that elevator friends really can happen.
Wednesday, February 12, 2003
Monday, February 10, 2003
Ok addition to last post. As Yvone and I were reading the last post about her being swallowed by the gates of hell we began to elaborate on what it would look like. Each time I got a visual of her yelling and flailing her arms as she is being sucked down into this spiralling abyss. And she yells out, "This BLOWS!"
She then acted it out and I proceeded to piss my pants.
She then had this to say, "What?! That is what I would say, that does blow."
Yaye!
She then acted it out and I proceeded to piss my pants.
She then had this to say, "What?! That is what I would say, that does blow."
Yaye!
Yvone wants to be in the website and I have thought of quoting her several times but then I forget what she says or its too offensive. But today, I will not censor it. That's right. Get ready. Hide the kids and get ready to pray after reading this.
So she comes into my room and I asked how her night was and she says, "a lot of sex and drugs."
And I ask, "with who?"
she answers, "with God." Then she apologized to him but it was too late, the gates of hell opened and swallowed her whole.
And last week she said "whore" in church. She is totally doomed. For sure!
oh and also: Sheryl Crow rules.
I say this as I bizounce to the mad phat beats.
peace out.
Oh and belated Shout Out:
To: Ms.Marie
Why: The "H." Brownies and Barry White CDs for ma Bday.
So she comes into my room and I asked how her night was and she says, "a lot of sex and drugs."
And I ask, "with who?"
she answers, "with God." Then she apologized to him but it was too late, the gates of hell opened and swallowed her whole.
And last week she said "whore" in church. She is totally doomed. For sure!
oh and also: Sheryl Crow rules.
I say this as I bizounce to the mad phat beats.
peace out.
Oh and belated Shout Out:
To: Ms.Marie
Why: The "H." Brownies and Barry White CDs for ma Bday.
Thursday, February 06, 2003
After Creative Writing I went into the small grocery type store to get more of my Lactaid Milk. I left without a bag, I wanted to boldly show that I am Lactose Intolerant. And as I am walking back to the dorm I notice this grey wool glove with this red thing on it that looked like a cloth tongue or mouth. I figured hey! sock puppet or crazy animal mitten. I was SO right. There stood a lone frozen whale mitten. I picked it up, looked at it, then put it back down. As I walked away I said, "that sucks. Poor Mr. Whale." Then I felt bad for leaving him but I figured there was a reason he was there. Maybe if he's still around in like a week I'll take him in.
Then as if that wasnt enough - I just realized how anti climactic this is - I saw a lady standing outside by the dining hall smoking and wearing a plaid/flannel jacket with big stitched orange pattern on it. I mummbled, "oh boy thats ugly."
And it was.
Then as if that wasnt enough - I just realized how anti climactic this is - I saw a lady standing outside by the dining hall smoking and wearing a plaid/flannel jacket with big stitched orange pattern on it. I mummbled, "oh boy thats ugly."
And it was.
Wednesday, February 05, 2003
Wanna hear my PSA for Media Production? Well you don't have a choice. Realize how lucky you are you spoiled brat, when I was your age we lived in a due-plex and walked barefoot with nails in our heels because the doctors said it would make us taller. Anyway...
It's been said that milk does a body good, but to some its deadly.
As many as 50 million Americans are lactose intolerant. Dairy products like cheese, ice cream and milk can send them to an early grave. Lactose Intolerance is the most common disorder in the world. So let's stop the bloating before it starts and outlaw milk.
Do it for the children.
Paid for by PAM; People Against Milk.
It's been said that milk does a body good, but to some its deadly.
As many as 50 million Americans are lactose intolerant. Dairy products like cheese, ice cream and milk can send them to an early grave. Lactose Intolerance is the most common disorder in the world. So let's stop the bloating before it starts and outlaw milk.
Do it for the children.
Paid for by PAM; People Against Milk.
Tuesday, February 04, 2003
Oh man I TOTALLY Rocked the gym. What now? What? My 8am professor never showed up and for the duration of the 15 mins we all wait I heard many people talk about how long they should wait til they leave. We always did that in HS, saying ok 5 mins. 5 mins up. Ok ten mins, thats all. Once we get the courage to go, the teacher walks in, only I never really got out of my seat. I would just act all bad ass like I didnt want to be there, but yeah, I'm a geek and I like to learn. SO?! You're just jealous.
Last night Yvone said: I learned english through Magic.
Freakin cheater.
Last night Yvone said: I learned english through Magic.
Freakin cheater.
Monday, February 03, 2003
My Storytelling class is killing me. I mean, its cool and very interesting and keeps me on my toes but I read like a crazy mo-fo. I have to read about 100 pages by Wed and I still have to see The Pianist for it, thats a movie by the way. Oy, look at that. There is so much work, I've become jewish.
I have to wake up at 730AM tomorrow, that will be fun, hopefully I will get up for it...unlike last time. Silly ol' alarm clock pulled a fast one on me. Then I'm saying I'll go to the gym, we'll see how that pans out. A lot of times I kid myself while awake and the sleepy part of me says...screw that I want more sleep!
In other news, there is way too much stuff I need to do I'll be happy when the weekend comes. I mean I like being busy and all but sometimes its too much and I hope I dont splode. Spontanious Human Combustion has to be such a crappy way to die. I mean one minute you're all hey I'm gonna walk over there and the next BOOM you are a ring of black ashes on the floor...but I bet your shoes would be intact, especially if you got on Adidas. (wink)
I better get free shoes now.
I have to wake up at 730AM tomorrow, that will be fun, hopefully I will get up for it...unlike last time. Silly ol' alarm clock pulled a fast one on me. Then I'm saying I'll go to the gym, we'll see how that pans out. A lot of times I kid myself while awake and the sleepy part of me says...screw that I want more sleep!
In other news, there is way too much stuff I need to do I'll be happy when the weekend comes. I mean I like being busy and all but sometimes its too much and I hope I dont splode. Spontanious Human Combustion has to be such a crappy way to die. I mean one minute you're all hey I'm gonna walk over there and the next BOOM you are a ring of black ashes on the floor...but I bet your shoes would be intact, especially if you got on Adidas. (wink)
I better get free shoes now.
Sunday, February 02, 2003
Wanna hear a sentence that makes no sense?
Ok here you go: Hello, want to go to the flowers and pick some potatoes?
Guess who got hyper last night and said that to Ben? It was really the hat I put on that made me do it.
Oh and I saw Octopus 2: River of Fear last night. Wow, that was astounding. The actors were SO good and the special effects blew my mind. I wish I was in it.
Ok here you go: Hello, want to go to the flowers and pick some potatoes?
Guess who got hyper last night and said that to Ben? It was really the hat I put on that made me do it.
Oh and I saw Octopus 2: River of Fear last night. Wow, that was astounding. The actors were SO good and the special effects blew my mind. I wish I was in it.
Saturday, February 01, 2003
I've begun to wear my blue doctor scrubs around as PJs. This morning I didnt have much time to get ready for breakfast, and to be honest I wouldnt have changed anyway, so I wore my scurbs. While at the table Ben was saying how I could be forced to operate on someone because of the scrubs. I said, "Screw you!" and kicked him in the head. No no, thats a lie.
Anyhoot, we then discussed my practice. You see, I would give free exams on the side of the highway and I would be drunk because as Ben pointed out, I'm irish so that means I have beer flowing through my veins. (Don't worry, everyone hates Ben so we are used to his ignorance and jackass personality.) Then after awhile I would move into the bathrooms of Mobile stations and the owner would get mad because I would never give him back his key that had a wooden block on the keychain. Dr.Col, it's free because well....I'm a drunked Irish girl who is only 19 and has never gone to med school. Come by sometime. And if you dont want brain surgery, then I'll just pump gas into your car.
Anyhoot, we then discussed my practice. You see, I would give free exams on the side of the highway and I would be drunk because as Ben pointed out, I'm irish so that means I have beer flowing through my veins. (Don't worry, everyone hates Ben so we are used to his ignorance and jackass personality.) Then after awhile I would move into the bathrooms of Mobile stations and the owner would get mad because I would never give him back his key that had a wooden block on the keychain. Dr.Col, it's free because well....I'm a drunked Irish girl who is only 19 and has never gone to med school. Come by sometime. And if you dont want brain surgery, then I'll just pump gas into your car.
Thursday, January 30, 2003
Yeah so I missed my first class today. I wake up and I'm all, oh man I gotta pee. I squint my eyes to see the clock because I am blind without my contacts. And it looks like the first number is a 9. I think, hey thats not right, I'm supposed to wake up at 7:35am. Unsure of my eyes, I squint again and say....OH NO. Check the alarm, yeah the common mistake of setting it on PM. DAMN YOU 8AM CLASS! And I was gonna go to the gym afterwards...now its just too far away and I can't believe I slept through the WHOLE class. SO annoying, but maybe it was fate's bday gift to me.
Wednesday, January 29, 2003
In honor of true Colleen spirit I give you, a poop story:
Lactaid Lady: so i walk into the bathroom that has 2 stalls
Lactaid Lady: now I had to take a crap
Cookies4Grandma: ha okay
Lactaid Lady: and BAM there is the RA tweezing her eyebrows
Cookies4Grandma: haha ofcourse
Lactaid Lady: so i linger, and she notices me so i continue
Cookies4Grandma: continue to linger? or to poo?
Lactaid Lady: and i was like...well i hope i have to pee too
Cookies4Grandma: haha okay
Cookies4Grandma: I see now
Lactaid Lady: i found myself in the stall
Cookies4Grandma: alright
Lactaid Lady: so i wait a minute and i was like...ok if i dont pee this will be weird...cuz i'll like sit in silence and then flush..
Lactaid Lady: and pretend i peed
Lactaid Lady: but she'll prob know
Lactaid Lady: but alas...I peed and avoided such a situation
Lactaid Lady: but it was scary for a sec....and i still have to poop
Lactaid Lady: lol
Cookies4Grandma: lol okay
Cookies4Grandma: ohh you didn't poop yet!
Cookies4Grandma: that just happened!
Lactaid Lady: lol yeah
Cookies4Grandma: oh MAN
Cookies4Grandma: that's great
Lactaid Lady: oh yeah
Lactaid Lady: i'll brb...you know why
Cookies4Grandma: I mean it stinks (literally) but it's great nontheless
Cookies4Grandma: ha okay
Cookies4Grandma: bombs away!
Lactaid Lady: lol back
Cookies4Grandma: what happened this time
Cookies4Grandma: you cnanot be that quick of a pooper
Lactaid Lady: smooth landing
Cookies4Grandma: no way!
Lactaid Lady: ooh i am
Cookies4Grandma: I'm freaking impressed
Lactaid Lady: thanks
Cookies4Grandma: wow I reallyam though
Lactaid Lady: LoL
Cookies4Grandma: that was really I mean really quick@
Lactaid Lady: well i mean I had to go
Cookies4Grandma: still
Lactaid Lady: eh...well I do pee fast too
Cookies4Grandma: it doesn't take a little time? I mean it's just hey there it is
Lactaid Lady: i guess
Cookies4Grandma: I pee fast too, but I think I take a little longer than a milisecond to poop
Lactaid Lady: what can i say
Lactaid Lady: its a gift
Cookies4Grandma: you are super pooper
Cookies4Grandma: haha!
Lactaid Lady: oh man!
Lactaid Lady: I totally am!
Cookies4Grandma: I'm on to you SP
Lactaid Lady: what are you gonna do journalist woman
Cookies4Grandma: you have the whole superman get-up, but the only 2 differences are the S on the suit now says SP and there is a butt flap
Cookies4Grandma: cause you can't be waisting time taking off the tights
Cookies4Grandma: nothing, I am content with the victory of figuring you ouy.
Cookies4Grandma: *out
Cookies4Grandma: and with that thought fresh in your head
Cookies4Grandma: I must depart
DE End
Lactaid Lady: so i walk into the bathroom that has 2 stalls
Lactaid Lady: now I had to take a crap
Cookies4Grandma: ha okay
Lactaid Lady: and BAM there is the RA tweezing her eyebrows
Cookies4Grandma: haha ofcourse
Lactaid Lady: so i linger, and she notices me so i continue
Cookies4Grandma: continue to linger? or to poo?
Lactaid Lady: and i was like...well i hope i have to pee too
Cookies4Grandma: haha okay
Cookies4Grandma: I see now
Lactaid Lady: i found myself in the stall
Cookies4Grandma: alright
Lactaid Lady: so i wait a minute and i was like...ok if i dont pee this will be weird...cuz i'll like sit in silence and then flush..
Lactaid Lady: and pretend i peed
Lactaid Lady: but she'll prob know
Lactaid Lady: but alas...I peed and avoided such a situation
Lactaid Lady: but it was scary for a sec....and i still have to poop
Lactaid Lady: lol
Cookies4Grandma: lol okay
Cookies4Grandma: ohh you didn't poop yet!
Cookies4Grandma: that just happened!
Lactaid Lady: lol yeah
Cookies4Grandma: oh MAN
Cookies4Grandma: that's great
Lactaid Lady: oh yeah
Lactaid Lady: i'll brb...you know why
Cookies4Grandma: I mean it stinks (literally) but it's great nontheless
Cookies4Grandma: ha okay
Cookies4Grandma: bombs away!
Lactaid Lady: lol back
Cookies4Grandma: what happened this time
Cookies4Grandma: you cnanot be that quick of a pooper
Lactaid Lady: smooth landing
Cookies4Grandma: no way!
Lactaid Lady: ooh i am
Cookies4Grandma: I'm freaking impressed
Lactaid Lady: thanks
Cookies4Grandma: wow I reallyam though
Lactaid Lady: LoL
Cookies4Grandma: that was really I mean really quick@
Lactaid Lady: well i mean I had to go
Cookies4Grandma: still
Lactaid Lady: eh...well I do pee fast too
Cookies4Grandma: it doesn't take a little time? I mean it's just hey there it is
Lactaid Lady: i guess
Cookies4Grandma: I pee fast too, but I think I take a little longer than a milisecond to poop
Lactaid Lady: what can i say
Lactaid Lady: its a gift
Cookies4Grandma: you are super pooper
Cookies4Grandma: haha!
Lactaid Lady: oh man!
Lactaid Lady: I totally am!
Cookies4Grandma: I'm on to you SP
Lactaid Lady: what are you gonna do journalist woman
Cookies4Grandma: you have the whole superman get-up, but the only 2 differences are the S on the suit now says SP and there is a butt flap
Cookies4Grandma: cause you can't be waisting time taking off the tights
Cookies4Grandma: nothing, I am content with the victory of figuring you ouy.
Cookies4Grandma: *out
Cookies4Grandma: and with that thought fresh in your head
Cookies4Grandma: I must depart
DE End
I just read about blogger for my Mass Media class. Oh man I am so cool cuz I know what they were talking about. It twas so unnecessary for me to read cuz like...I know everything about the world.
In other news: Today I was at some auditions for Trailer Park because they want to get some more people. I am already a Field Producer for those who dont know, and think I was there for talent. No sir. I sat in the control room, put on some headphones, and talked about whatever to the people working the camera. You see these people couldnt see me cuz I was in the...i dunno...room with lots of buttons and technical stuff. So I had no problem saying random things and BSing with whoever answered when I said hello? or breathed like Darth Vader, or rapped with the director about how the telepromter wasnt working and they should use the script, or when I quoted several lines from Missy Elliot's Work It. Man I love that song.
Oh and more RA stuff. I was outside talking to Kim and Dana my common mischief lets-say-things-that-sound-racist-while-the-RA-is-near-by bunch. So I walk out of my room and one of them tells me I should be a part of the KKK...for no reason. I dunno. So I say, ok I guess I'll start hating blacks. Lo and Behold, they begin to laugh and look past me...I turn around...yeah the RAs door was closing. EXCELLENT! I dont really think she heard, but now I'm the top dog for worst thing said.
In other news: Today I was at some auditions for Trailer Park because they want to get some more people. I am already a Field Producer for those who dont know, and think I was there for talent. No sir. I sat in the control room, put on some headphones, and talked about whatever to the people working the camera. You see these people couldnt see me cuz I was in the...i dunno...room with lots of buttons and technical stuff. So I had no problem saying random things and BSing with whoever answered when I said hello? or breathed like Darth Vader, or rapped with the director about how the telepromter wasnt working and they should use the script, or when I quoted several lines from Missy Elliot's Work It. Man I love that song.
Oh and more RA stuff. I was outside talking to Kim and Dana my common mischief lets-say-things-that-sound-racist-while-the-RA-is-near-by bunch. So I walk out of my room and one of them tells me I should be a part of the KKK...for no reason. I dunno. So I say, ok I guess I'll start hating blacks. Lo and Behold, they begin to laugh and look past me...I turn around...yeah the RAs door was closing. EXCELLENT! I dont really think she heard, but now I'm the top dog for worst thing said.
Monday, January 27, 2003
The other day I got a new tray at the dining hall. This bad boy wasn't all cracked and gray from being washed too many times. It was black and smooth. It was the Jaguar of dining hall trays. Jules just missed getting it. Instead she had to deal with a crappy Ford POS. Sucks for her. She was SO jealous. I told Sara about it and she asked if I put it in my website. I thought about it. Then I did.
Oh and now I'm a part of 4 shows. Another improv comedy is added to the list. It's much like Curb Your Enthusiasm on HBO. There is a basic plot but the dialogue is made up on the spot. I wasn't sure if I would get it cuz I only did one scene before I had to leave. And we kinda went off topic a bit which the guy pointed out but as I left he said, Thanks Colleen. Then low and behold an email shows up saying I got it. Oh and I might take over Quabble next year and be THE Producer. How cool is that?! We'll see.
Oh and now I'm a part of 4 shows. Another improv comedy is added to the list. It's much like Curb Your Enthusiasm on HBO. There is a basic plot but the dialogue is made up on the spot. I wasn't sure if I would get it cuz I only did one scene before I had to leave. And we kinda went off topic a bit which the guy pointed out but as I left he said, Thanks Colleen. Then low and behold an email shows up saying I got it. Oh and I might take over Quabble next year and be THE Producer. How cool is that?! We'll see.
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