The dangers of senoritis. Ladies and gentlement I am proud to present...Merry's Story.
Starring Cookies4Grandma as Merry and Lactaid Lady as Colleen

Lactaid Lady: crazy merry
Cookies4Grandma: *smacks self in head*
Cookies4Grandma: I is crazy
Cookies4Grandma: NOw I think I may officially go crazy
Cookies4Grandma: *goes crazy ALL over da place*
Cookies4Grandma: Crazy over here *points* crazy over there *points* crazy EVERYWHERE *dances
Cookies4Grandma: *
Lactaid Lady: its the CRAzY monSTA
Cookies4Grandma: THere are monSTAZZZZ all ova the place TOO
Lactaid Lady: (gasp)
Cookies4Grandma: What to do
Cookies4Grandma: Crazy merry
Cookies4Grandma: AND monSTAZZ
Lactaid Lady: AHHH!
Cookies4Grandma: What
Cookies4Grandma: What?!
Cookies4Grandma: *looks around confused*
Lactaid Lady: uh, merry i think you should go to sleep now
Lactaid Lady: nice quiet sleep
Cookies4Grandma: who are you... my MOM?!
Cookies4Grandma: so wait, you want to put me to sleep?
Cookies4Grandma: That's rough
Lactaid Lady: not to sleep, i want you to rest your eyes
Lactaid Lady: the monstas wont get you there
Lactaid Lady: you make the rules
Cookies4Grandma: NO WAY! *opens eyes REALLY wide*
Cookies4Grandma: *looks around with eyes open really wide*
Lactaid Lady: (sigh) there is nothing i can do
Cookies4Grandma: Nope
Cookies4Grandma: Nut-TIN
Cookies4Grandma: Care 'bout nut-TIN

Footnote: Merry was institutionalized after killing Colleen, claiming she had become the "CrAZy MonSTA!"