I've recently discovered the fun in using the word "pants" and incorperating it to make comical last names. First there is John Oldpants: the old man who steals kids nerf toys because he says that nerf is the devil, which it's SO not, it's just foam. Then there is the teachers who all work together at school:

Mr. Slowpants: he drives slow and teaches history
Mr. Snowpants: most people confuse him with Slowpants because the names sound familar. So through that, they became good friends and play a round of poker on Thursdays.
Mr. Tightpants: dispite the common jokes of him being up tight, Mr. Tightpants is a cool guy

But then there is the new teacher. Mr. Jeans. You see, the other teachers dont' like him because he thinks he's better than everyone else just cuz he doesn't have "pants" in his last name, his last name is a type of pant. He's going to have to work for the respect of his peers. Perhaps Ms. Kachi can give him a few pointers...

Tips for Life:
Try to add "Otay" to your vocabulary
Don't eat cereal too fast
Tie your shoes
Avoid killer robots