We have all seen the various array of barbie dolls. Barbie, Skipper, Ken. There are culturally diverse dolls and even white trash dolls such as pregnant teen Barbie. But we have yet to see a line of Homeless Barbies. Ripped rags, lazy eye, hunched shoulder, blackened teeth...what's NOT to love?! Sure these dolls won't be pretty, or as I called it in second grade "brity," but they have something more precious than short pink skirts. They got soul, or nasty stank, i'm not sure which. So i propose a new line of homeless dolls and we don't have to worry about the homeless seeing them and being offended cuz they don't have the money to buy one and complain. So rememeber kids homeless=fun!!

If homeless doll doesn't pull throught there is always hope for Obese Betty: she sits, she eats, she watches tv. Is there anything she CAN'T do?!
I think not.