I'm alittle late for phrase O the week...but here it is:
"I want to puh-hunch you in da face" its my own creation.
Crazy ting goes to Danielle for the random punchin and shootin (with the hands) in Starbucks friday night. Congrats, i'm sure you're family is proud.
I'm out like a fat kid in dodge ball
Friday, October 12, 2001
Thursday, October 11, 2001
Viva Las Vegas. Thats all i got. The translation for all those who dont know espanol is : Las Vegas Lives. Crazy spanish.
now i would really like to share with all of yall a lil som'em i wrote up the other day. Its actually a serious poem, total change there from the usual topics. But here we go (buckle your seatbelts)
Starlight
A piece of the Heavens,
is found in starlight.
Sparkling dust suspended in the sky
An unattainable beauty
Each star tells a story
Visual history,
a billion years in the making
Guiding the lost
Granting wishes
The light fascinates
Prompting the imagination
Do souls live there,
emiting the glow?
A shining strength
A beacon in the night
Determined to be seen,
by those who seek it.
now i would really like to share with all of yall a lil som'em i wrote up the other day. Its actually a serious poem, total change there from the usual topics. But here we go (buckle your seatbelts)
Starlight
A piece of the Heavens,
is found in starlight.
Sparkling dust suspended in the sky
An unattainable beauty
Each star tells a story
Visual history,
a billion years in the making
Guiding the lost
Granting wishes
The light fascinates
Prompting the imagination
Do souls live there,
emiting the glow?
A shining strength
A beacon in the night
Determined to be seen,
by those who seek it.
Wednesday, October 10, 2001
And now..Colleen's Words O Wisdom:
Imagine there was a society of little people, much like our own..but smaller. Naturally, we would hate each other just cuz of the height differences. There wouldnt really be any major destruction by them. It would just be annoying. They would throw little things at us, like pebbles and mini paper air planes. Occastionally they would knock over your glass and leave little hate notes around, but you cant really read it cuz the writing is so small. We would have to warn them to NOT mess with us cuz we could easily destroy their way of life. But in their arrogant ways (due to the small size of their brain, thus decreasing there ability to understand) they would push aside our words. Most people would carry around water guns with them to squirt them with water. They wouldnt realize it was simply water so they would run in fear yelling "eww Big People liquid!"
Yet one fine day (cue the song) all the fights will cease. A giant among the littles (not really a giant, just figuratively speaking) will unite the impossible of cultures. Teaching the littles and Bigs to co-exist. His name.....Lil' BoodHA. God bless him.
Footnote: After a century of peace among the society's, it all falls apart and they are sent back into war with each other after the President for the Littles gives the President for the Bigs the hand and tells him to (and i quote)"Dont go there girlfriend, I will knock your teeth out like chicklets." He then proceeded to reach into his pocket for some gum but the President of the Big's securtity thought he was pullin a gun so they shot him....476 times.
Tink bout dis: "Adults are just children with more money." - Kenneth Branaugh
Song O da Day: Love Rollercoaster by those good ol Red Hot Chili Peppers
Imagine there was a society of little people, much like our own..but smaller. Naturally, we would hate each other just cuz of the height differences. There wouldnt really be any major destruction by them. It would just be annoying. They would throw little things at us, like pebbles and mini paper air planes. Occastionally they would knock over your glass and leave little hate notes around, but you cant really read it cuz the writing is so small. We would have to warn them to NOT mess with us cuz we could easily destroy their way of life. But in their arrogant ways (due to the small size of their brain, thus decreasing there ability to understand) they would push aside our words. Most people would carry around water guns with them to squirt them with water. They wouldnt realize it was simply water so they would run in fear yelling "eww Big People liquid!"
Yet one fine day (cue the song) all the fights will cease. A giant among the littles (not really a giant, just figuratively speaking) will unite the impossible of cultures. Teaching the littles and Bigs to co-exist. His name.....Lil' BoodHA. God bless him.
Footnote: After a century of peace among the society's, it all falls apart and they are sent back into war with each other after the President for the Littles gives the President for the Bigs the hand and tells him to (and i quote)"Dont go there girlfriend, I will knock your teeth out like chicklets." He then proceeded to reach into his pocket for some gum but the President of the Big's securtity thought he was pullin a gun so they shot him....476 times.
Tink bout dis: "Adults are just children with more money." - Kenneth Branaugh
Song O da Day: Love Rollercoaster by those good ol Red Hot Chili Peppers
Tuesday, October 09, 2001
Hey kids, its time to get updated again. Since i was absent for 3 days, we are behind on our work. Tisk tisk
Dont you hate it when you have to pee. No one else really cares about it cuz its not their problem. I just "emptied the tank" as i like to say, but the memory of the swollen bladder is still fresh in my mind. So if someone was to come up to me for some reason & say that they have to pee I would most likely have a mini flashback, and my response would be "that sucks"
You are SO blinded by the urine that its all you think about and suddenly you start to map out the quickest way to the bathroom. Then you think how this would never happen in the confines of your own home, because you can easily access one at any time at home. And even if you leave class to pee, the walk there takes forever. You're all anxious. The suspense builds as you go into the stall then.....you panic cuz you cant seem to "relieve yourself" since you held it in for so long and you wonder if the rest of your life you will not be able to pee then...(tinkle, tinkle) and its the most glorious sound. You feel like a million bucks when you step out. To top it off you stroll back to class singing/whistling. Well...I do anyway.
Song O the Day: Cant touch this-MC Hammer (i wonder what ever happened to him..hes got to be homeless now)
Dont you hate it when you have to pee. No one else really cares about it cuz its not their problem. I just "emptied the tank" as i like to say, but the memory of the swollen bladder is still fresh in my mind. So if someone was to come up to me for some reason & say that they have to pee I would most likely have a mini flashback, and my response would be "that sucks"
You are SO blinded by the urine that its all you think about and suddenly you start to map out the quickest way to the bathroom. Then you think how this would never happen in the confines of your own home, because you can easily access one at any time at home. And even if you leave class to pee, the walk there takes forever. You're all anxious. The suspense builds as you go into the stall then.....you panic cuz you cant seem to "relieve yourself" since you held it in for so long and you wonder if the rest of your life you will not be able to pee then...(tinkle, tinkle) and its the most glorious sound. You feel like a million bucks when you step out. To top it off you stroll back to class singing/whistling. Well...I do anyway.
Song O the Day: Cant touch this-MC Hammer (i wonder what ever happened to him..hes got to be homeless now)
Monday, October 08, 2001
Phrases only people from camp will get:
1) I need some chocoleets! (smacks bum 3 times)
2) Did you glue my buttcheeks together?.....Suddenly your Mr.Observant
3) It's funny.....cuz it happened
4) Gay grandmas read this...Gay grandmas who eat their own poo read this ( i lean back sensing victory when BAM, ive been had my poison cookie makin grandma..)
Some Memorable Tings
1) Getting the WHOLE KITCHEN thrown at me..thanks Katie (psycho!)
2) Ass Jumpin...oh the bruises
3) Lemar pokin Ken in the tummy
4) When we all jumped Katie
5) Freezing to death at night
6) Not showering for 2 days....YEAH!!
Fun times all 'round..you guys better make a trip next time so you can witness it for yourselves
1) I need some chocoleets! (smacks bum 3 times)
2) Did you glue my buttcheeks together?.....Suddenly your Mr.Observant
3) It's funny.....cuz it happened
4) Gay grandmas read this...Gay grandmas who eat their own poo read this ( i lean back sensing victory when BAM, ive been had my poison cookie makin grandma..)
Some Memorable Tings
1) Getting the WHOLE KITCHEN thrown at me..thanks Katie (psycho!)
2) Ass Jumpin...oh the bruises
3) Lemar pokin Ken in the tummy
4) When we all jumped Katie
5) Freezing to death at night
6) Not showering for 2 days....YEAH!!
Fun times all 'round..you guys better make a trip next time so you can witness it for yourselves
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