I finished my Orientation Leader application. For the last part of the question section it allows for addition comments. This is what I wrote:

For the additional comments I would just like to say…
I'm lactose intolerant and proud
Love ice tea and other assorted juices
Jealous of cats since they sleep 16 hours out of a day
Can quote SNL sketches as if it is my job
An active recycler
Am 1/64 Cherokee Indian
Own a blue members only jacket
Coldplay is the soundtrack of my soul
And sneakers are my foot ware of choice

I don't see how they could logically and rationally turn me down.

I'm proud of this joke I wrote for my TV show:

Bryan Singer director of the X-Men films is in talks to direct Fox's untitled drama pilot about a team of doctors who diagnose the toughest medical cases that other doctors have not been able to crack. Many of the plots will center around issues such as cancer, AIDS, and why Judith Light looks like a man.

ZING!

It's been a few days, but I've had lots of work to do. I thought being on duty would make me get my work done on Friday and Saturday, but amazingly that didn't happen.

So my question for all is: How does a crazy person drive?

Do they scream constantly, do they swirve, to they mumble to themselves, do they drive slow thinking this is a new planet that their rocket ship just landed on. Do they throw things? If so why type of things?

Once you have answered all the questions imagine it happening, it's hilarious.