I came to this blog today with the intention of writing about teleporting. You see a long time back in the summer my cousin Pat and I discussed all the complications of it and I wrote them down on the back of a MetroCard. The problem is I can't really read what I wrote and if I can read it, I have no idea what I'm talking about. This is a tragedy of waiting too long to post. A shame. One of my bullet points is "features." Well, Colleen, what are those features? You know self, I dont remember.

I'm all of 20 and I'm beginning to lose my precious memory. So in order to avoid this happening to you I urge you all to write better notes to yourself with details and maybe on an actual piece of paper. And then don't wait 3 months to write about it. It was my greatest mistake. Surely I have become the Hamlet of the blog industry.

Now if you'll excuse me I need to make myself some wonderful toast. I must create in the wake of my self destruction.