Friday, November 29, 2002

Funniest thing o the day:

Watching America's Funniest Home Videos and they had this whole montage clips of people falling. There was this one woman in a bathing suit, and she wasn't really skinny and she fell into this pond. Oh my god, it was so funny I had tears in my eyes so I couldnt clearly see the other people fall down. I love to laugh at other people's misfortune.

ooh what to write. So much funny, there just aint enough room up in hea.

Yesterday we played this game called Mafia. Naturally, people died. It's the coolest game. I wont attempt to explain it except that what happens is craziness. But good crazy. It's funny when you try to figure out who is lying and when you know you can mess with people's heads and trust. Oh Mafia, you're so cute.

Also while playing the game Jon was sitting on a couch when he ripped a big long fart. I think he might have tore a whole in the couch it was so powerful. Yvone had this to say about Jon: He farts a lot.

Before bringing the "kids" over to the hizzy (house) for thanksgiving we thought it was funny if Yvone pretended she didn't know much english and just smiled and said: Yeah, good. My name is Yvone. Where is the bathroom? Picture Picture!
It would have been hilarious to watch everyone else look at each other to see if it was ok to laugh...or just to see them try not to laugh. However, this never happened. But in theory it would have been hilarious.

Oh and on Liz's request Yvone now calls her Apple. Why is this? Because Liz likes apples, but she doesn't like to eat them.

Monday, November 25, 2002

I was sitting at the computer minding my own business as my asians friends sat and watched tv in the den. Then out of no where Jules shouts out:

Fluffy puppy!

I'm like...what? She later explained that she was talking to my dog. Yeah right...
Sorry it's been awhile. I is home. Jules is now a superhero. Narcoleptor! better known as Narci. She has the amazing ability to fall asleep and has kicked a lot of guys in the nuts. So, she falls asleep while the bad guy is talking, he walks over to poke her and she kicks him in the nuts. Her worst enemy...a woman.

Yesterday I went into the city with Merry and met up with Jesse. On the train ride Merry brought her suitcase since she was going back to college for a bit. She asked me to remind her that she put it on the overhead thing for luggage because she would forget. So at first I wrote "S" on my hand for Suitcase. Then I was afraid I wouldn't look at my hand and I put my pocketbook around my leg to remind me to look at my hand. Then I was afraid I wouldn't remember what "S" stood for so on my other hand I wrote "uitcase." But then I thought what if I look at this hand first and I say..."Uitcase? What's that?" So I then numbered my hands 1 and 2. Later on I decided to just call a suitcase and uitcase. Then I asked people on the train if they saw my friends blue uitcase.

Today we were watching While You Where Out, it was the first time for Yvone and Jules. The original blonde haired host was annoying Yvone so she stated the following:

I'm gonna kick her.
She deserves to die.
I hate her.

Yvone is a loving person, that's why I keep her around. It's all about the hugs.