So I had this piece of paper that I wrote funny things down on and now I can't find it. This is very annoying. But I guess I could tell you about this show idea Dana and I came up with, it's called Baby Killer. Its about this guy who kills baby's and to steal their things like pacifier, crib, osh kosh bagosh overalls, their mini shoes, and the car seat. The theme song will be sung my an heavy metal hair band like Poison. Baby Kill-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Saturday, March 01, 2003
Wednesday, February 26, 2003
Tuesday, February 25, 2003
The last o the last:
Just then Joan Rivers turned around and noticed the bomb was dead. She screamed and her face cracked. She was so angry that her plan failed that she began to melt, until all that was left was a puddle of Botox.
They all rejoiced. But Tori Spelling was frozen still. She was mesmerized by all the paparazzi taking pictures.
Then out of no where, Charles in Charge’s star Scoot Baio showed up. He had been looking all over for Tori Spelling so they could be together the way only early 90s television stars could. He kissed her out of her daze and they instantly fell in love and wanted to get married.
Inspired by their affection, MC Hammer suggested that Michael Bolton “turn this mutha out” with a song, and he did. He sang ‘Love is a Wonderful Thing.’ (enter music here)
But this happily ever after didn’t last very long: The seven washed up stars got their second chance when they were offered a sitcom on the WB, but only the pilot was shot and then it was pulled before it could be aired. Tori Spelling and Scott Baio stayed married for a solid 2 months and then divorced faster than J-Lo could ever imagine.
D End.
Just then Joan Rivers turned around and noticed the bomb was dead. She screamed and her face cracked. She was so angry that her plan failed that she began to melt, until all that was left was a puddle of Botox.
They all rejoiced. But Tori Spelling was frozen still. She was mesmerized by all the paparazzi taking pictures.
Then out of no where, Charles in Charge’s star Scoot Baio showed up. He had been looking all over for Tori Spelling so they could be together the way only early 90s television stars could. He kissed her out of her daze and they instantly fell in love and wanted to get married.
Inspired by their affection, MC Hammer suggested that Michael Bolton “turn this mutha out” with a song, and he did. He sang ‘Love is a Wonderful Thing.’ (enter music here)
But this happily ever after didn’t last very long: The seven washed up stars got their second chance when they were offered a sitcom on the WB, but only the pilot was shot and then it was pulled before it could be aired. Tori Spelling and Scott Baio stayed married for a solid 2 months and then divorced faster than J-Lo could ever imagine.
D End.
Sunday, February 23, 2003
Mo' Story:
So finally when the day arrived they all got into Mr. T’s A-Team van and drove to Hollywood. Mr. T had an AT&T commercial to shoot so it was on the way. The whole ride he kept giving Tori advice to stay in school, drink her milk, and don’t take drugs.
When they arrived, Macgyver escorted her out and down the red carpet. He was there not just as a friend, but as a bodyguard. The whole time he kept a look out for any danger. The he noticed that her snap bracelet was keeping time. But when he looked closer he saw that it was counting down. He had seen this before on his self titled action packed show - Macgyver. He had to stop the bomb, where ever it was. And he had less than three minutes to do it.
He scouted around, and listened for a tic of a bomb. He looked over to where Joan Rivers was standing; she was getting her finishing touches on her make up. It was then that he noticed a tic and he followed the sound. He ran through the crowd of stars and to Joan Rivers’ camera crew. It was there, by the microphones, that he saw the bomb. It was attached to the bottom of the microphone labeled, “Tori Spelling’s microphone.”
At this point he had a minute left. He didn’t come prepared so he did what he does best – use random objects to save the day. So he used his wrist watch, a complimentary mint toothpick, and the chewy caramel center of a milk dud. With seconds remaining he diffused the bomb and saved the day.
End Part 4
So finally when the day arrived they all got into Mr. T’s A-Team van and drove to Hollywood. Mr. T had an AT&T commercial to shoot so it was on the way. The whole ride he kept giving Tori advice to stay in school, drink her milk, and don’t take drugs.
When they arrived, Macgyver escorted her out and down the red carpet. He was there not just as a friend, but as a bodyguard. The whole time he kept a look out for any danger. The he noticed that her snap bracelet was keeping time. But when he looked closer he saw that it was counting down. He had seen this before on his self titled action packed show - Macgyver. He had to stop the bomb, where ever it was. And he had less than three minutes to do it.
He scouted around, and listened for a tic of a bomb. He looked over to where Joan Rivers was standing; she was getting her finishing touches on her make up. It was then that he noticed a tic and he followed the sound. He ran through the crowd of stars and to Joan Rivers’ camera crew. It was there, by the microphones, that he saw the bomb. It was attached to the bottom of the microphone labeled, “Tori Spelling’s microphone.”
At this point he had a minute left. He didn’t come prepared so he did what he does best – use random objects to save the day. So he used his wrist watch, a complimentary mint toothpick, and the chewy caramel center of a milk dud. With seconds remaining he diffused the bomb and saved the day.
End Part 4
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