Oh kids gather 'round, it's time for the PHRASE O THE WEEK!!

This week's phrase is brought to you by Jesse Goldman, aka J-Go! (not many know this but he's actually related to J-Lo! He helped her with her remix cd. Is there anything he can't do?!) So this phrase escaped Jesse's lips just after having participated in a mosh pit compliments of the artistic talents of The Realistics. He did have a nice oldschool pair of cop sunglasses in his pocket before he entered, but once he exited they were found on the floor; battered and missing a lense. He decided to still wear them and once he bent them back to fit his face he shouted:

Out of da way! I AM DA COOLEST!

And indeed, he was the "coolest" one there.

Funny thing about mosh pits is the unexpected politeness you find. People flail their arms and legs around with the goal of knocking into you, thus causing many bumps and bruises. But once someone falls down, they rush to pick you up and ask if you're ok. Then the choas continues. Amazing ting I tell ya, amazing...

Phantom Planet RULES!

"You're old enough now to learn the most important lesson in life. You can not count on anyone except yourself. You know, it's sad but true. And the sooner you learn it the better."
---Carolyn Burnham from American Beauty

It's been awhile but Random Dictionary Word is back! (aka Dictionary Tiempo)

Todays word is brought to you by Shopping Cart.
For the Homeless Man on the go

nevus: (plural-nevi) a unusally pigmented birthmark (i.e.- When his nevus actually starting talking to me, I had a feeling this wasn't your ordinary birthmark.)

Things that are Cool:
1. Vacations
2. No homework
3. Root Beer Floats
4. Passover Meals (Yeah Jesse!!)
5. Skippin' Rocks

American Beauty + Convo with Holly at 2 am = Amazing Ideas

I had no idea that we have all of next week off. I thought it was only til Monday...but oh no I was terribly wrong. Imagine I actually went to get up at 615 on monday because the whole world thought I knew but I didnt. And I drive to school and no one is in the parking lot and I think that I made them all disappear like in Home Alone. And then I get chased by a Trex like in Jurassic Park. And then I get attacked by a shark like in Jaws. And then I get abducted by aliens like in Close Encounters of the Third Kind. And then I go into their mother ship and upload a virus so their shields are down and the humans destroy them so they cant take over the world like in Independence Day. And then I get a life like in uh...(mumbles under breath and walks away)

Thesaurus Time!
Another word for poverty is: inpecuniousness. Now to use it in sentence form...
When he took me for a ride in his "car" aka a shopping cart, I knew he was in a state of inpecuniousness.

I like how the weather is so consistant now. Yeah it makes sense that it was crazy warm in the winter, and now its freakin freezing when its spring. I'm telling you man, Mother Nature is losing her mind. Ever since Jack Frost left her she has been doing some heavy drinking. At first she would just have a couple with the "girls" but now she is going home early from work to drink all alone and cry as she watches Soups in her jammies. I never knew you could stoop so low. I feel really bad for her, I do. But she needs to get her act together before she takes us all down with her. Next thing you know it will start to snow in June. The will come the sulfer rain, then naturally the end of the world as we know it will follow.

See kids, thats what happens when you bask your sorrows in alkie-hall. 'Tis a shame...She was So good at what she did.

Time for some FUN! And it comes in the form of General Food Bashing:
1. Beans fart ALL the time
2. Coffee doesn't shower
3. Apples are nasty
4. Egg is a total drunk
5. Dirtbag=Crackers

The comment that started the following rant/idea comes from the mouth of Piampiano. During lunch we were discussing people of low intelligence and how that gets them anywhere in life. So Pimp asks to herself (as to create a situation): What do you want to do when you get older?
To which she replies in a higher tone of voice: I want to be stuu-pid.

Now from this spawned the idea of Stupid University. Here you can acheive any rank of stupidity. Start off will Moronology, move on to Idiotism, then study the Putz Therom, and finally a masters degree will get you to the highest rank: Schmuckery. You can study abroad in Europe. And if you are stupid enough you can try for our Tootsie Roll, much like the honor roll or honors programs except this time the stupider you are, the more candy you get. It's quite the college.

So if people are constantly saying what a moron, idiot, putz, or schmuck you are...Why not make it your life? You're obviously good at it. Come to Stupid University to be eternally stupid. As Forest Gump says, "stupid is what stupid does."

I listen to this song a lot: Losing Lisa by Bens Fold Five (thanks liz!)
*Speaking O Liz....You go with that busted up knee. It might hurt but the limp is totally worth it.