Ok check this out. I was just watching this Emergency Trauma show on TLC. God bless The Learning Channel and the wonderous shows that grace the screen. What was on today? Well they go from case to case and its all ER style with the guy yelling in pain and a swarm of doctors all around. Then lo an behold we discover this here guy has a branch up his ass. I kid you not. They had X rays and everything. He was working some contruction job, fell off the ladder, and landed in on a tree....which then got better acquainted with him.

Now as if that alone isnt bad enough. Those TV Networks get involved and they get to capture it all on film. Yaye! This way people like me get to watch. This must be a great moment for him. Congrats guy with tree branch in his bum. Congrats.

I'm house sitting this weekend. This post is not being written in my house. That is interesting huh? Ok whatever. Maybe I wont post at all.

Ahh who am i kidding? WIth a face like that...how could i not?
So this Pop up add comes up and it says that I can get a FREE NINJA SCANNING CAMERA MOUNT! Now I think ok. What the hell is that? I've heard of cameras, and that you can scan them. I know what a ninja is. But all those things put together to make this new mount. I dont trust it.
Honestly, I think they are just exploiting the word Ninja cuz they know its cool.

So....I'm going to India for thanksgiving break.
Jealous?!

I just finished HP5. Wow man. Craziness. And 6 comes out in 2 years.

When I was reading the other night I left an away message that mentioned I was reading HP5 and my friend from college, Gina, left a message for me. She said that when she read page 634 she thought of me.
I got to 634 yesterday. And laughed. I shall show you what it was....

A Sample of HP - Don't worry it doesnt give away anything....

"Harry could still hear the distant bangs of escaped firecrackers when he and Ron went to bed an hour later, and as he got undressed a sparkler floated past the tower, still resolutely spelling out the word POO."

Awesome. Simply amazing. Harry Potter and Poo. What could be greater? Perhaps golf with the gator? (chorus chimes in) Gator Golf!

(that was an obscure reference to a commerical we all saw as kids. Don't repress your childhood. Think back to Nickolodeon!)

And now I present...Masterpiece Theatre!

Lactaid Lady: i laid out
Cookies4Grandma: really?
Lactaid Lady: for 2 hours
Lactaid Lady: reading
Cookies4Grandma: tan?
Lactaid Lady: little bit
Cookies4Grandma: nice
Lactaid Lady: but i dont think you can really tell...
Cookies4Grandma: lol thus is the curse of the irish
Lactaid Lady: luck my ass

posts will probably take awhile as Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix has taken up lots of my potential online time. I am sorry. But I must read. I must be a nerd. And so the book becons me.

Oh and note: I am a slow reader. This book is 870 pages. You do the math.