Ok check this out. I was just watching this Emergency Trauma show on TLC. God bless The Learning Channel and the wonderous shows that grace the screen. What was on today? Well they go from case to case and its all ER style with the guy yelling in pain and a swarm of doctors all around. Then lo an behold we discover this here guy has a branch up his ass. I kid you not. They had X rays and everything. He was working some contruction job, fell off the ladder, and landed in on a tree....which then got better acquainted with him.

Now as if that alone isnt bad enough. Those TV Networks get involved and they get to capture it all on film. Yaye! This way people like me get to watch. This must be a great moment for him. Congrats guy with tree branch in his bum. Congrats.