If I were reincarnated into a fruit I think I'd be... a banana. It goes with lots of foods. It's yella. Grows on a cool tree. And monkeys eat it. Yeah monkeys!

Mike Myers IS Austin Powers IN Goldmember WHICH WAS soldout. Rats! Stupid summer that allows other people to go see movies at 12:30. People ruin everything. For instance nature. What have we done for her? I'll tell you what. We've taken a GIANT dump on her carpet and blamed it on the dog. And guess what? She doesnt even HAVE a dog. It'll be fun to see how our great great great grandkids will survive. I bet they'll lose. Mother Nature...more like mother-fer!
oh snap

I hope I didnt offend Mother Nature. I was only kidding. It's my job. Gotta pay dem bills or the man will disconnect ma phone.

This is what happens when you can't go sleepies. You ramble. My rambling is semi-coherent. At least I think so.

Examples of Sarcasm:
hey col
-Yes child?
let's say that hypothetically this old lady is walking near me and she keeps farting and it smells like old beef. What should I say?
-Ask her to continue to fart cuz it smells REAL good.

*this has been an example of sarcasm*
Paid for by the word pedagogic
-Hey, doesnt that mean educational?
You bet! Wow your smart. (mumbles under breath) dumbass..
-I heard that.

If I were reincarnated into a fruit I think I'd be... a banana. It goes with lots of foods. It's yella. Grows on a cool tree. And monkeys eat it. Yeah monkeys!

Mike Myers IS Austin Powers IN Goldmember WHICH WAS soldout. Rats! Stupid summer that allows other people to go see movies at 12:30. People ruin everything. For instance nature. What have we done for her? I'll tell you what. We've taken a GIANT dump on her carpet and blamed it on the dog. And guess what? She doesnt even HAVE a dog. It'll be fun to see how our great great great grandkids will survive. I bet they'll lose. Mother Nature...more like mother-fer!
oh snap

I hope I didnt offend Mother Nature. I was only kidding. It's my job. Gotta pay dem bills or the man will disconnect ma phone.

This is what happens when you can't go sleepies. You ramble. My rambling is semi-coherent. At least I think so.

Examples of Sarcasm:
hey col
-Yes child?
let's say that hypothetically this old lady is walking near me and she keeps farting and it smells like old beef. What should I say?
-Ask her to continue to fart cuz it smells REAL good.

*this has been an example of sarcasm*
Paid for by the word pedagogic
-Hey, doesnt that mean educational?
You bet! Wow your smart. (mumbles under breath) dumbass..
-I heard that.

Today I...

bought lots of music. Not with money, but with magic. No I lied. I bought it with money. Like you can get anything with magic, jeez. Anyway this is what the music told me when we talked in my room. This is just between me and you so don't tell no body, ya hear?

Jimmy said:
it just takes some time
little girl, you're in the middle of the ride
everything everything will be just fine
everything everything will be alright

I dunno about you, but I believe him.

Then Coldplay was all:
so if you ever feel neglected
if you feel like all is lost
I'll be counting up my demons
hoping everythings not lost

Now I hear dat. word up.

Sometimes I wish... that the world was a giant cookie and everyone could eat it. There would be no hunger. The water would be milk. Milk and cookies for all. Happy people. Yum. I likes ma cookies. And of course in this world, I wouldnt be lactose intolerant. Hurray says Colleen. Hurray indeed.

Hey, what's the deal
-What chu talkin' 'bout Willis?
Yo, I don't even care.
-You do too.
I know.

I dont feel like writing about the last day of plane rides cuz i dont have my book with me. So later I'll have to time travel. Right now there are bigger fish to fry.

Scavanger hunt gone bad:
So last night chaos errupts due to the one and only Rays. We had to get a sprinkler head and on our second attempt Nick jumps out of the car and he is trying to unscrew it. He's out there for about 30 seconds when he drops it and runs to the car saying "They're Coming! They're Coming!" I look back to the house and see nothing. We start to drive. Back window shows two pretty built guys running after the car with a goal to kick the you know what outta us. We speed down the road. Turn at the light and pull into a gas station looking for more things on the list. A car pulls up near us and two guys get out. They look similar and I realize Holy Crap! that's them. Floor it out of there as they ask Where you going? No here. Like a bat out of hell til the safety of a residential area saves us.
All over a sprinkler head that we didnt even get.
*Needless to say, the hunt was over after that.*

Newsflash: In the local news, a gang of sign language gorillas came up to Ralph's Italian Ices. They caused quite the situation when they demanded we give them ALL of our banana ices. Good thing Jess T was there, she fought them off with her bare hands. So brave. That's what I told my boss anyway. We like to keep him on his toes. Who knows when the real gorillas will attack.

Hey Fudge Baby: we told Jess T to say, here is your fudge baby to this 20yr old kid who ordered a Triple Chocolate Ralphie. At first she resisted but then we all talked her into it. As she hands it to him she slips her words and says, "Hey fudge baby." We laughted histerically and the guy was really confused. I dont know if he'll ever come back. I hope so.
*note: fudge baby = poop*

Try our Fudge Babies...
They're DELICIOUS!

I was about to finish the last entry to calif and then the comp told me i couldn't so i shook my fist and now have to do it again.

Day Eleven: Last Full Day

Fact: Even God doesn't like Tara Reid.

Newsflash: Merry found dead from taking Unkie Val's glass.

Vivo Mexico!!

Missing Dog:
the toyota commercial with the dog chasing the non-moving car is always missed by one Liz Rivalsi.
I thought: maybe you're not ment to see it.
She thought: wow, that's so deep.

Theme song: smerfs...freakin' smerfs! (yeah thats right I spelled it wrong)

Here's the deal: in order for me to tell merry what liz and I took pictures of the previous night she had to get me butter for my roll.
Me: no buttah, no answers
Merry: I got your buttah right here (GRABS her bum)
*she was later pegged in the eye by a roll*

Barry White Impressions = My explosive laugh

We beat kidss that steal out kitty!
take the kittens....or the child

A convo about the kitty:
Liz: like a baby
Merry: like a bunny
Liz: like a baby bunny

Wait a sec: an add in the local paper for a food store had this to say, "We promise it's fresh, or it's free." Merry begged to ask, "Why would you want something free if it's not fresh?"

Time Flys: looking up at the clock in the porch.
OMG! It's 60 o'clock!
We missed our flight by 50 hours!
AHH! (hands go up and pinky's cross)

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now to get to present time, I am proud of my brother because of this new away message:

Auto response from ansky598: pillow-$5.00
blanket-$10.00
druling on both of them and dreaming of monkeys- priceless

aww, my insanity has rubbed off on him.