Thursday, April 11, 2002

Today I got some feedback to the post made on 4/9. Appearently the following line troubled the mind of one Elizabeth Mary Rivalsi: You know, if I did become a boy I wonder which side I would tend to keep my "package" on. Left or right?

We here at Kickin' it Oldschool would like to apologize to her and all those offended by boy junk. But hey its not my fault cuz I have a gine.

Seeing that I am a senior I will be attending the Senior Trip to D.C. I expect fun and good times to be had by all. Knowing that I will not be around this weekend I will give you the Phrase O the Week. This weeks goes to Tony. He said it about 10 minutes ago while breaking into his house. He managed to lock himself outside his house and had to go in threw a window. Unfortunately the only window open had a dresser blocking half of it so he had to squeeze inside. Once inside he had this to say about the experience:

It's like being born.

Congratulations its a boy! I also have an extra special treat for you guys. There was a Song and Dance O the Week performed by Mr. Jesse Goldman and myself. This MASTER PIECE was born in our video class. Jesse kept crossing his feet to each side and on the spot I came up with a beautiful song to go with it. It goes a lil something like a-dis:

It's so pretty
It's so pretty
It's so pretty
I love it

Even if you see it, I bet you still will have no idea what's going on. Don't worry. It's ok to be confused. And speaking of confused you bet I will be totally out of it tomorrow when I have to be at the school at 4am for the trip. I'm telling you right now, if anyone is awake on my bus and being a total jackass, I WILL kill them. Don't even go out searching for the murderer, it will be me. No one talks...or else! (narrows eyes and slowly beats hand with fist)

Now I'm off to pack. Happy weekend to all, and to all a good night...

Mad-Phat Beat: Sugar Ray-Live and Direct


Wednesday, April 10, 2002

(Leans in and whispers) Hey uh..check this out: http://members.aol.com/johnk0/godkills.jpg

It will make you think...sorta

Tuesday, April 09, 2002

Did you know?:

Oysters can change from one gender to another and back again.

It's too bad I can't do that. I wonder what kind of boy I would be. Would I be hot? or cold? Would I be able to regulate my body temperature or would it fluckuate...did i spell that right? I bet not. Maybe if I were a boy I could spell words right. You know, if I did become a boy I wonder which side I would tend to keep my "package" on. Left or right? I think i'd be a right kinda person.
Oh boy junk...

Monday, April 08, 2002

A quiet evening with friends is the best tonic for a long day....in bed (giggles)

I apologize to all those who are fans of the Oldschool and like to kick it. I tried to write my Phrase o the Week yesterday but Mr.Server was just "too busy" for me. Whatever! He always makes time for everybody else. I think he doesnt know how to love me...

Anyway Last weeks Phrase O the Week is brought to you by the comedic genius that is Conan O'Brien. While doing his skit of In The Year 2000..(no it wasnt a rerun, he still does it now) he often takes a glimpse of what the future holds. This is one of the things he had to say:

Instead of saying 'Thank you' when someone tells you that you have something in your teeth, the new response will be: 'I can't believe I ate all those old people.'

Thank you Conan. We all need alittle old people in our diet. They are high in fiber.

A song for you: Hanging 'round by Counting Crows..oh they be hanging 'round