I heard a really great backhand compliment yesterday while waiting to donate blood. There is this donation truck that comes by our offices every 6 months or so and I decide to do a good deed for a free movie ticket and a cookie. It's a nice barter system.
Since I work on a small studio lot many people walk by to see what the hub bub is all about. Naturally, the people running the donation center capitalize on this. So this one skinny chick, possibly an actress, walks by. When asked to participate she said and I quote:
"I can't. I don't weight enough."
To which I replied under my breath, "Shut up."
Friday, February 12, 2010
Thursday, February 11, 2010
With Vday 'round the corner I'm looking forward to awkward vday themed plotlines on some of my fave comedy shows and lifetime movies.
I can't believe how much of a "thing" Vday is now. I mean it's not even a real day. Way to go Hallmark. I need to work there so I can convince them to create Cookie Day or Pretend To Be Sick To Get Out Of Work Day or Shameless Come Ons Day.
While in High School my friends on the track team (yeah I ran track!) used to jokingly "hit on" our super sweet married coach. Randomly in the middle of practice we'd be like, "Mr. Young, do you have a bandaid?" Then he'd look concerned that you hurt yourself and ask what happened. We'd reply, "I scratched my knee when I fell for you." Then he'd get a big ol' grin and with a hand motion say, "ohh you!"
He was the greatest.
I can't believe how much of a "thing" Vday is now. I mean it's not even a real day. Way to go Hallmark. I need to work there so I can convince them to create Cookie Day or Pretend To Be Sick To Get Out Of Work Day or Shameless Come Ons Day.
While in High School my friends on the track team (yeah I ran track!) used to jokingly "hit on" our super sweet married coach. Randomly in the middle of practice we'd be like, "Mr. Young, do you have a bandaid?" Then he'd look concerned that you hurt yourself and ask what happened. We'd reply, "I scratched my knee when I fell for you." Then he'd get a big ol' grin and with a hand motion say, "ohh you!"
He was the greatest.
Monday, February 08, 2010
This weekend I didn't bother to watch the Superbowl. Mostly because I forgot and then realized when the grocery stores were insane. Must buy food!
I did however help to invent a new word. While hanging out with a friend we combined two things; magicians and lesbians to become....
Magibians.
By definition magibians are lesbians but only for the duration of their magic act. So there might be some extra smiles or suggestive winking while that assistant is sawed in half.
Now later on in the day I was rather sleepy and my friend showed me a poster that read: THE MAGIBIANS. On either side was a semi nude photo of a woman and there a bunch of copy referring to a magic show in some hotel. At the bottom was a website. The combination of sleepy and being more gullible then I'd like to admit made me naturally ask:
"Did you go to magibians.com?!"
He then proceeded to laugh hysterically at my sincerity. He obvs made the poster. But stranger things have been found on the interwebs. Or at least that was my defense.
I did however help to invent a new word. While hanging out with a friend we combined two things; magicians and lesbians to become....
Magibians.
By definition magibians are lesbians but only for the duration of their magic act. So there might be some extra smiles or suggestive winking while that assistant is sawed in half.
Now later on in the day I was rather sleepy and my friend showed me a poster that read: THE MAGIBIANS. On either side was a semi nude photo of a woman and there a bunch of copy referring to a magic show in some hotel. At the bottom was a website. The combination of sleepy and being more gullible then I'd like to admit made me naturally ask:
"Did you go to magibians.com?!"
He then proceeded to laugh hysterically at my sincerity. He obvs made the poster. But stranger things have been found on the interwebs. Or at least that was my defense.
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