I'd like to share a convo from this afternoon between myself and Merry.

Cookies4Grandma: Look over there!
Cookies4Grandma: *steals your soul as you look*
Lactaid Lady: is there a draft in here
Lactaid Lady: i'm suddenly feeling chilly
Cookies4Grandma: Maybe you should shut the window
Cookies4Grandma: ...or beg for your soul back...
Lactaid Lady: (shuts window)
Lactaid Lady: nope i'm still cold
Cookies4Grandma: Very good
Lactaid Lady: what was it you said...
Cookies4Grandma: Well, maybe the heat isn't on
Lactaid Lady: i couldnt hear you it was almost as if you muffled it
Cookies4Grandma: ...or I have control over your soul...
Lactaid Lady: there it is again
Lactaid Lady: what do you keep mummbling to yourself
Cookies4Grandma: You must be hearing things
Lactaid Lady: i guess so
Cookies4Grandma: ...or you are deaf without your soul...
Lactaid Lady: did you hear that?!
Lactaid Lady: something about a bowl
Cookies4Grandma: Maybe your brother is messing iwth you
Cookies4Grandma: ...or you can't concentrate without your soul...
Lactaid Lady: huh
Lactaid Lady: blah
Cookies4Grandma: Are you getting sick?
Cookies4Grandma: ...sick without your SOUL...
Lactaid Lady: (shakes out of baby talk)
Lactaid Lady: i think i got the flu
Cookies4Grandma: Oh the flu?
Lactaid Lady: ok i def heard you
Cookies4Grandma: ...how dumb can you be...
Lactaid Lady: you said like coal
Lactaid Lady: or something
Cookies4Grandma: Sorry, sometimes I think outloud to myself about coal mines
Cookies4Grandma: ...or about the souls I have under my power...
Lactaid Lady: what abotu flowers?
Cookies4Grandma: I was thinking of getting you flowers
Cookies4Grandma: ...or you can never retrieve your soul back from my power...
Lactaid Lady: nah i dont like milk thats sour
Cookies4Grandma: Yeah no one really does
Lactaid Lady: so hows the soul stealing grandma
Cookies4Grandma: ...stealing souls = loads o' fun...
Cookies4Grandma: Pretty good
Lactaid Lady: i'm onto you
Lactaid Lady: your under arrest
Cookies4Grandma: ...got yours too...
Cookies4Grandma: You can't arrest me, you have no proof
Lactaid Lady: (flips out Protection against Soul Stealin badge)
Cookies4Grandma: ...I got your should under the roof...
Lactaid Lady: oh really...
Cookies4Grandma: That's nut-tin
Lactaid Lady: thats a fake soul of mine you got there
Cookies4Grandma: lol
Cookies4Grandma: Can't be fake
Lactaid Lady: oh it is
Cookies4Grandma: *sees the made in Tawian sticker*
Cookies4Grandma: DRAT!
Lactaid Lady: (slaps on the cuffs)
Lactaid Lady: come with me grandma
Cookies4Grandma: *takes off the cuffs*
Lactaid Lady: (slaps them off harder this time)
Lactaid Lady: *on lol
Cookies4Grandma: You po-po ain't got nothing on me
Lactaid Lady: yeah tell it to the judge
Cookies4Grandma: (po-po = police)
Cookies4Grandma: *slips hands out of cuffs agian*
Lactaid Lady: i know how youve been stealin souls to stay alive
Lactaid Lady: ok thats it (shoots you in the leg)
Cookies4Grandma: I'm so old that menopause has deteriorated all my bones.
Cookies4Grandma: Your cuffs can't hold me
Lactaid Lady: i know thats why i just shot you
Cookies4Grandma: Ehh, I've been shot before. Ain't nothing I cna't sew back together.
Lactaid Lady: jeez i knew you were old but i didnt think you'd forget you were just shot
Lactaid Lady: i know that you need souls to stay alove
Lactaid Lady: alive
Cookies4Grandma: I didn't forget, I was getting my sewing needles.
Cookies4Grandma: I do need souls to love.
Lactaid Lady: yeah ok (shoves you into the back of a cop car)
Cookies4Grandma: *walks out the other door*
Lactaid Lady: i know but you arent alive enough to love
Lactaid Lady: (theres another cop there)
Cookies4Grandma: *ducks through his legs*
Lactaid Lady: (better yet Lactaid Lady gets you)
Cookies4Grandma: No bones = limber gammah
Lactaid Lady: (shooting you with the pill gun you are trapped inside without escape)
Cookies4Grandma: *squirts milk in face*
Cookies4Grandma: *before being stuck in pill*
Cookies4Grandma: *pill falls to ground*
Lactaid Lady: (rasc backs me up with radioactive cakes, freezing you in place)
Cookies4Grandma: *rolls into gutter*
Cookies4Grandma: *than says* haha just kidding
Lactaid Lady: thats right you're done
Lactaid Lady: time to get a better job
Lactaid Lady: like being a lunch lady
Lactaid Lady: its so rewarding
Cookies4Grandma: otay
Lactaid Lady: (THE END)
Cookies4Grandma: Consider it done
Lactaid Lady: Remember kids, only you can prevent forest fires
Cookies4Grandma: And light matches
Lactaid Lady: so if the forest burns down its your fault

Guys, as of Wed. I turned 18. That's right now i can buy porn and cigarettes...not cuz I want to, but because I CAN. What a marvelous age it is.

Today I had school pizza bagels...How great is that? It was a total flashback to 6th grade. I didnt stay in the cafe. of course cuz I'm a senior and seniors just dont do that. So i bought school lunch and walked out with my tray. Most delicious school food ever. I dont care that it was luke warm..auhncaehr bout nut-ting.

I almost didnt have a Phrase O the Week, then i created a master plan with Liz to get one. We both sent IMs to "Cookies4Grandma" aka Merry McDonalds and this was the outcome.

First Liz:
FJive45: hey gamma whats with having no pants on huh
Cookies4Grandma: I need freedom
FJive45: hm
FJive45: i'll take it
Cookies4Grandma: don't take my pants!
**Liz then had this to say about the situation: she isss crazy**

Now for mine:
Lactaid Lady: OMG grandma you forgot to take your meds!
Cookies4Grandma: AHHH!
Cookies4Grandma: *dies*
Lactaid Lady: your gonna di...e
Lactaid Lady: oh i see you already have
Cookies4Grandma: I beat you to the punch
Lactaid Lady: (shrugs)
**My Conclusion: Grandma, although she may be old, is on top of her game**

Thanks to Kelly for the cool CD how could it NOT be cool when it has MC Hammer's Can't Touch This on it. How?!

Oh and Mr.Sheehan is the COOLEST guy in the WORLD

Realization O the Day: Acceptance Letters RULE!

I just had myself a bowl o iced cream with some chocolate power on top. I'm gonna have to work off those calories otherwise I might have a heart attack.

Jerry Seinfeld moment: Whats the deal with the weather? Its hot, its cold. It's winter and yet the temp. is 60. Mother Nature must be really lonely seeing how she's doing alot of solo drinkin.

My hands always get cold when I go online. I would wear gloves but then you wouldnt know what I was tryin to say cuz my fingers would be too fat and it would look like this askldiua aisdj nvieu sad;f....we dont want that. Jeez i need like a hot air vent to keep these bad boys on the warm side. Either that or move to a more tropical climate. Those are my ONLY options.

I finally got my Emerson essay done today. The application is only due on Friday, whats the rush? I also got a bunch o my notecards done for english. I feel so productive.

Cats are good animals. You dont have to take them for walks, they go in the litter - not your floor, they purr, and they dont eat much. It's much easier to take care of a cat than a dog cuz cats would rather sleep than run around. Now thats my kind of animal.

I just listened to dis song: Hash Pipe by Weezer