I am Biz-ack from the bizeach hizzy. For shizzle. Yep.

Dude, I totally went without internet for 5 days. Crazy, yo. OMG to the max!
Ok enough with teeny bopper talk. But serious. It's kinda crazy to think that I was having internet withdrawls. What do they put in this stuff? And I also watched a tv that had about 5 channels, one of which was the home shopping channel, so right away you are like...what a waste. So that only really makes it 4 channels. AND get this....sometimes the signal was fuzzy. There was fuzz! Can you believe it? Incredible that I am still alive. I dont know how I did it. But I'll tell you what I did do...Got some sun burn and did the Cryptaquote in Newsday, its over by the games and comics. I suggest everyone check it out. It's good for your brain.

Yeah, I'm a nerd.

The following post goes out to Yvone, my asian lovah! Well...she's not my lover, yet.
HEY-O! You know in order for people not to think i am a lesbian i should stop saying things like that. But its true. I would be gay for Yvone, and I mean that in a totally heterosexual way.

The reason the posts have fallen behind is that I went road trippin' to Ithaca. Yeah baby. 7 hours going there, but Merry pointed out the name Von Cornhole spray painted on a tunnel near the city which provided us to ask Who is this Von? And what does he do? Then we hung with Suds. I spent about 100 bucks in 2 days. Watched movies, talked til 3am, saw my ticket to india. Ate indian food and thai food and soda and sweet popcorn. Then drove home 5 and a half back. Not too shabby. Had the windows down, going 70, and singing to music. I love doing that.

Quote from the trip! OMG!
From: Suds
Why he say dat?: We were watching Monsoon Wedding, very good movie find it and watch it. It's about an Indian Wedding and since I am going to see one it was very interesting. So afterwards Suds is telling Merry and I how people will be dancing and I thought...I hope I dont offend anyone with my "american" dance moves. There is one move in which you pretend to be slapping someone, the kids know what i'm talking about. And I asked about that move. Suds said:

They wont even know that you're slapping the bitches.

Priceless. I plan on video taping everything. Including the bitch slapping. A whole montage of it!

Thus concludes my update. Questions, comments, email me...or SHOVE IT!
If for the rest of the week there is a lack of updates it is because Colleen will be out east at the beach house with the fam. I shall be back by Friday. Dont fret.

bye