Question o the Day:

Snape143: how would one be tossed off the world?
ProudestMonkYgus: well...can we toss them in? we should set up a hole somewhere - maybe in belize or soemething - that goes to the most inner part of the earth and chute some bad people down there

To do list: teach people "fo' sheezy" and "like it's my job"-see below

Last night I went to this recruitment night for Ithaca College Tv (ICTV) and signed up to be crew/talent like its my J-O-B 10 shows total. Then today I is checking my email and lo and behold BAM 3 emails. 2 were for auditions and the other offered me the job of Field Producer for this movie review show called Trailer Park. I get to think of ideas of what to shoot I'm excited.
The fun dont stop there...I'm all la-di-da on the computer and WHAM! The phone rings. Naturally, I pick it up. It's this MTV-like show called Frequency calling me. They wanted to interview me for the job of Host, FREAKIN HOST for one of their shows!!!! See as a freshman I had some strikes against me for getting any offers so I wrote some crazy and amusing Colleenisms on the applications. ANd appearently it got some peoples attention. SCORE! So I have a meeting for this Frequecy show so they get to meet me and see if they want me. Watch out Carson Daly, Colleen in da hizzy.

Tomorrow I try out for this improv show after class, right before the Road Trip to the LIZDOME aka Oneonta. Its just tony, me and the road.

Wish me luck.
do it!
Ew, thats so rude
(gives "The Look")

Sometin bout College: Its fun to go to the bano (spanish for bathroom) on my floor.
Why Colleen?
I'll tell you why Question Person, because there are fun brochures in the stall. For example, 'Your Pelvic Exam' and Tips about Mary-jane and Coke..if you know what i'm saying. I have to say the Pelvic exam is totally uncalled for in the stall. It doesnt make me want to go to the OBGYN aka HELL!!!

My pyschology teacher should be on that SNL sketch when they talk about how great Da Bears and Da Bulls are. He says hes from Buffalo but I know its a lie. Crazy accent man. Oh and he kept saying that his eight year old is a genius. He's home taught and he wants to teach him spanish. Now if I had a genius poking around at home all defenseless against the CIA I don't think I'd be bragging about how smart he is. I dont think Dan Dagen is aware of the BRAIN SUCK 2000. Yeah it sucks your brain and they use you for govt info to take over the world. That poor eight year old. Keep him in your prayers.

I didnt want to post this all together, cuz then you might not read it. ha ha I'm tricky.

I've developed a brand spankin' new segmet called...

Sometin bout College: My 1st college shower experience. Now I'm in the shower and I am like hey i'm gonna get clean by using my shower gel. So I put some o dat bad boy on that lather ball. Alas, no lather.
Colleen thinks: What the heck?!
I put some more on. Nothing happens
Colleen thinks: Is this like bum soap or something?
I finish the shower, go back to my room. As I put back the shampoo I look at the shower gel and notice it's HAIR gel, not shower gel.
Colleen thinks: wow, thats sad.
Then I checked my skin to make sure it wasnt gel-like. It wasnt.

I'm smart!

It took awhile but alas...the internet is now hooked up to my compooder. I'm in college. Hurray for Ithaca! Each day gets cooler. Listen to dis!

Sharing is Caring: Last night my building in which I live called Terrace 2, aka Good Ol' Terrace 2, was having a nice friendly game o Uno. Now i'm in this program called HOME that deals with multi-cultural stuff. So i met some kids from India, Afganistan, and Hungry
The kid from India is hilarious. His name is Sudhanshu. I wish I had a cool foreign name. Anyhoo..I taught him some LI slang straight from my world.

LI Slang: mo-fo, bihotch, oh snap, uh-oh skettios, rats, Oh F

Now I didnt entitle this Sharing is Caring for no reason, I learned some curses in Hungarian. For instance, Orespu is the B word. Suktir is F Off. So anytime someone slapped a Wild Draw Four card down they were called an Orespu...for obvious reasons.