Monday, December 24, 2001

As Mayor of this town, I declare this day....(dramatic pause for effect) "Fun with Faces Day" (expression goes from happy to sad to blushing to angry to big happy face with sunglasses)

That is all.
So it's Christmas eve and what does Colleen's brain think? - "It don't feel like christmas"

I have never not felt so apathetic about christmas before, and i can't tell why, although it might be the developing cold i received this morning...jee I wonder who i got that from (cough) Merry (cough). But it's ok I won't hold a grudge (turns around and angrily mutters to self) ANYWAY...There must be an unbalance in the cosmos. Its been "cold" for a total of about 5 days this whole "winter." Mother nature is pullin a fast one on us. She's all...ha ha it's all warm n such, and we're all...whaaaaa? But i did see Die Hard for the first time today, i am very deprived in the classic movie section, for I am yet to see Braveheart. (many of you prob just went WHAT! or gasped/winced at the thought...but alas it is true) But we can cross Die Hard off the list now. And i must say i didn't watch it just cuz i hadn't seen it. There is a subplot here, I watched it to see my buddy Alan Rickman. He's so cool. I want to shake his hand.

-Your mission if you choose to accept it is to download the Drunken Christmas Carol that has been played on the radio station of Z100. Upon downloading it, listen to the masterful lyrics. Superb and Fantastically Fruity (just how i like my men). On behalf of the "drunken singer" I'd like to say: Merry Gimmas!

**Your computer will self destruct in Five, Four, Three, (run!) Two, (are you insane, still sitting there!) One...**

You didnt think I'd really have the ability to rig explosives to your computer now did you?

KA-BOOM!