Yesterday my friends and I set off illegal contraband in the front yard. It was as if we were taunting the po-po to come and get us. And they failed miserably. It was rather amusing when we couldnt figure out why the jumping firecrackers didnt go. Then we read the instructions and removed the wrapper and BEHOLD the fuse in all its glory. We lit it and ba boom, one of them made a bee-line towards me and liz. Thing went crazy. Had to put him down after that. Got the rabies.
I had rabies once. Foamin' and such all over. It was messy. And occassionally I would kill someone and infect them, no big whoop. I got a shot and everything was O-Tay.

I ate a waffle today.

goodbye.

Today I saw the trailer for the Ben and J-Lo movie they did together. Cuz they need more money.

How this came to be: (my theory)

Ben: Hey J-Lo, wanna make a movie together?
J-Lo: Aw, what a great idea. What kinda movie you thinking of?
Ben: A romantic comedy.
J-Lo: I want to play the girl.
Ben: oh you are so funny, thats what we need. We will be funny and I will love to do that! Get it, the love relates to it being romantic and us being funny is like...
J-Lo: yeah i get it. Now lets go buy more things that are really expensive.
Ben: OK

The end.