Saturday, April 03, 2010

When buying a car, either used or new, DO NOT ever go in saying, "Hey, do you guys have the most annoying car alarm available? Kinda like a bunch of honking in morse code? Also can it please be super sensitive so it goes off at 1am? Also I'd like for it to be really difficult to turn off so all my neighbors can hear it. Oh, you DO have that? Great, I'll buy it!"

If you did say this, congratulations you are a moron. Specifically you're a moron who lives across the street from me.

Hey, neighbor!

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

I'm not a fan of late in life development, especially when it comes to allergies. Mine aren't that bad but I still want to complain. They are of equal annoyance to a paper cut. It's not gonna kill you but it def gets in the way. Sneezing fits are the worst. It sounds like my brain is trying to escape out my nose. It's also tragic if there aren't any tissues or napkins around me at the time because then I just get a hand full of goobers. It's not ideal when driving either because I mean, where are you going to wipe it? Half the time I keep my hand out of the way til I arrive at my destination. From there I problem solve. Basically I'm taking Purell with me this season.

I took some Clariton and got a little light headed yesterday. Almost fell asleep at my desk at one point. I couldn't help it. When I closed my eyes it felt like my brain was getting a nice big ol' hug. A Snuggie may or may not have been involved.

Monday, March 29, 2010

Yesterday I went on an adventure with my friend Susan who does marketing for a frozen yogurt company. Here's how this went down. Mid day she calls and asks if I want to go to all these stores and eat yogurt. It wasn't just because she's a suck up or trying to increase sales on her own, it's part of her job. So, twist my arm, I guess I'll go.

It was awesome but also kinda felt like my parents busted me smoking and forced me to smoke ALL the cigarettes to teach me a lesson. I loves me some fro-yo (as the kids say), but after sampling a million flavors and eating it every 30 mins or so, your stomach gets aReal mad at you. We ended up rotating who ate at what store because it's kind of not cool to go in and try all the samples without eating it. You see, each store has different flavor and they change on a daily basis. I will say that I basically lost my mind when there was a white chocolate macadamian nut option. Needless to say, at that store, I took one for the team.

Added bonus was going to a Costco nearby. I don't have a membership so I always sneak in with someone else. Let's just say I now have enough toilet paper to last at least 6 months, possibily longer. Buying in bulk is so useless when you are single so currently that store makes me feel like an ant. But one day if I'm rocking some kids and a minivan I won't think twice.