Thursday, February 06, 2003

After Creative Writing I went into the small grocery type store to get more of my Lactaid Milk. I left without a bag, I wanted to boldly show that I am Lactose Intolerant. And as I am walking back to the dorm I notice this grey wool glove with this red thing on it that looked like a cloth tongue or mouth. I figured hey! sock puppet or crazy animal mitten. I was SO right. There stood a lone frozen whale mitten. I picked it up, looked at it, then put it back down. As I walked away I said, "that sucks. Poor Mr. Whale." Then I felt bad for leaving him but I figured there was a reason he was there. Maybe if he's still around in like a week I'll take him in.

Then as if that wasnt enough - I just realized how anti climactic this is - I saw a lady standing outside by the dining hall smoking and wearing a plaid/flannel jacket with big stitched orange pattern on it. I mummbled, "oh boy thats ugly."
And it was.

Wednesday, February 05, 2003

Wanna hear my PSA for Media Production? Well you don't have a choice. Realize how lucky you are you spoiled brat, when I was your age we lived in a due-plex and walked barefoot with nails in our heels because the doctors said it would make us taller. Anyway...

It's been said that milk does a body good, but to some its deadly.
As many as 50 million Americans are lactose intolerant. Dairy products like cheese, ice cream and milk can send them to an early grave. Lactose Intolerance is the most common disorder in the world. So let's stop the bloating before it starts and outlaw milk.
Do it for the children.

Paid for by PAM; People Against Milk.




Tuesday, February 04, 2003

Oh man I TOTALLY Rocked the gym. What now? What? My 8am professor never showed up and for the duration of the 15 mins we all wait I heard many people talk about how long they should wait til they leave. We always did that in HS, saying ok 5 mins. 5 mins up. Ok ten mins, thats all. Once we get the courage to go, the teacher walks in, only I never really got out of my seat. I would just act all bad ass like I didnt want to be there, but yeah, I'm a geek and I like to learn. SO?! You're just jealous.

Last night Yvone said: I learned english through Magic.
Freakin cheater.

Monday, February 03, 2003

My Storytelling class is killing me. I mean, its cool and very interesting and keeps me on my toes but I read like a crazy mo-fo. I have to read about 100 pages by Wed and I still have to see The Pianist for it, thats a movie by the way. Oy, look at that. There is so much work, I've become jewish.

I have to wake up at 730AM tomorrow, that will be fun, hopefully I will get up for it...unlike last time. Silly ol' alarm clock pulled a fast one on me. Then I'm saying I'll go to the gym, we'll see how that pans out. A lot of times I kid myself while awake and the sleepy part of me says...screw that I want more sleep!

In other news, there is way too much stuff I need to do I'll be happy when the weekend comes. I mean I like being busy and all but sometimes its too much and I hope I dont splode. Spontanious Human Combustion has to be such a crappy way to die. I mean one minute you're all hey I'm gonna walk over there and the next BOOM you are a ring of black ashes on the floor...but I bet your shoes would be intact, especially if you got on Adidas. (wink)

I better get free shoes now.

Sunday, February 02, 2003

Wanna hear a sentence that makes no sense?
Ok here you go: Hello, want to go to the flowers and pick some potatoes?

Guess who got hyper last night and said that to Ben? It was really the hat I put on that made me do it.

Oh and I saw Octopus 2: River of Fear last night. Wow, that was astounding. The actors were SO good and the special effects blew my mind. I wish I was in it.