I realized that yesterday was Friday so there was supposed to be a Phrase O the Week. But hey, when you dont have school for more than half of the week, you tend to lose track of the days. So today I will allow an amazing unpresidented..thing to occur. There will be not one, not two, but three - yes three, Phrases O the Week. Settle down people...

1) Goes to Liz, while seeing Harry Potter (my 4th time, her 2nd), in the wand shop we allowed the owner to have some humor in his job knowing he must be lonely so we figure instead of him saying 'I wonder,' he would say: I WANDer...(laugh to self, notice Harry isn't laughing) cmon, i said it like three times..

2) This one is Kelly's first win for Phrase O the Week, very exciting. It's simple yet profound: Love is crap.

3) And last and least...j/k. Number three is from Dan. When we realized his wallpaper trim in his kitchen was upside-down he told us about his family doing that and how when they call him up for dinner he says: NO WAY backwards wallpaper family!
Ah, disfunctional family..that is backwards..?

Any-woo, I'm off to da city today. I'll catch you kids later. No mud wrestling, i'm not kidding...

This was from last week. It's called "Typin' bout Nut-ting"

typie typie blah blah ha ha ha monkey poop fart boobs mouse dog cat Liz is a tree. Look at her flow in the wind. So calm in the light. Merry is on a cruise. Dan is at his house, most likely. I sit at the computer and typie typie, no squeeky squeeky on the board like the teachers do. I talk to Kelly. Danielle is a nerd, and is probably studying or reading like the nerds do. Lactaid Lady is helping fight crime with RASC. Tony is online. The stars are out, like always, but I don’t know if you can see them. I just farted. (giggles). Bibliotec-AH! Lisa is still in Drama. Dave doesn’t have a car of his own, he rents from his rents. Troop 47 in da house. “Woo-hoo!” says Homer. Lights help us see. The sea is near the beach. The beach is sandy. Sandy is a girl’s name. Mr. T is a crazy mo-fo. Remote control controls my brain. TV so good, work bad! Homework is on the phone….oops, I hung up. Shall I brake your freakin neck boy, like Busta.

Liz's Theory that I share: Everyone needs a little ghetto every now and then.

Oregon Trail is FUN, especially when your friends die...

Disease O the Day: F.A.R.D. (also known as F.R.D.)

Inside Joke: No way backwards wallpaper family!

Did you know that Town House Crackers are the BEST Crackers in the WORLD?!

Evidence:
1) Kings eat them
2) God eats on the weekends and made up the story about the snake who tricked Adam and Eve. The truth is that they chose the apples over the crackers...we cant have that.
3) Lincoln was shot cuz he ate popcorn at the theatre instead of Town House Crackers
4) You know why Alan Rickman is so great? No not from the Great Juice or Fanastic Steak....its cuz o' the Town Hiz-ous Crack-azz, son!

Best thing for beginning 2002: Alan Rickman eating Town House Crackers with Cream cheese while feeding his pet bat a bowl of wax fruit as he watches Trading Spaces and listening to Dashboard Confessional.

Can do. Will do. DONE!
-Jack Stone (lego legend)

I like to avoid doing non-humor type things on this site but I have something I would like to share, just to show that you can't always be funny.

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Destiny of conscience make me a hermit
Deeper within lies the answer
but it's out of order
Come back later
I'm out of time

I want to hug my knees,
cry in the closet,
run away
from the confusion of myself
Click my heels three times
I haven't moved

The asylum of my mind
I'm in a straight jacket
I thought I was a visitor
I fear it's my home
Absent drawings,
mumbling to self,
rock back and forth
I hate this place
A colorless confinement
Surrounded by mirrors
Forced reflection
I cracked the walls
I dont want to see.

I'm torn in half
I dont know where to begin
So hand me the glue
Paste on the armor
There are too many layers,
so it all gives way

I'm trapped inside myself
Every door is locked
I've lost the key
So hand me the flashlight
Wander aimlessly
I dont want to find my fears

There's no gold here
Only the epiphany,
of pain.

DA END!

Today in lunch I was talking to Tony and Elias while the others got their calorie filled Wendy's..I usually dont go to lunch with them but today was like Cut Day so it happens. We got into this convo about the Lost Boys in Never Never Land, you know with Peter Pan and Hook. So here is what I was thinking, you know how they imagined their food and it would appear? Well what if it was all in their head that they were eating all this food, when in reality they are starving to death....? Hmm...It would make for a bad movie then when The Lost Boys fight Hook. It would be like watching old people eat applesauce. Dont get my wrong, I like applesauce, just not when its being mashed by some 70 year old toothless gums. Thats a nice image for ya.

Inside Joke with Liz: I WANDer...cmon I said it like 3 times.
It was the funniest thing of the day. Go Liz. And if you see her online first tell her I love her, then try to figure out what her profile is cuz i have no clue. I bet the Japanese couldnt even figure it out.

See you later homes

There is this thing called a uh...what-cha-ma-call-it, a Math Midterm. And I kinda should study for it seeing that I totally BOMBED the first part and eventually I will study but its hard when you have NO motivation. I hate wasting my time with math. After 6th grade its totally useless. I think they ran out of subjects to teach back in the day so they kept going with Math. We need a new subject. How about Mind Control, nah that could end bad. What about Space Travel...eh, it would be like semi interesting physics...Oh I got it, they'll let us watch tv! Excellent.

Danielle's Words: Oh God, please save me from suburban motherhood...

I had the words to dis song in my head: Again I go Unnoticed by Dashboard Confessional

OH SNAP!