My friend Holly Ponticello sent me this email with some guys quotes that I THOUGHT I saved...but no. [hangs head in shame] Anyway they were amusing and they made you think.

Here you go:

If you catch an endangered animal eating an endangered plant, what do you do?

Can a vegitarian eat animal crackers?

and thats all I remember! Yaye! In other news, I did absolutely nothing today from 12-5:30. I think it's summer...but then I had to work. [insert Boo here] No I actually like work. But it's so cool not really having any responsibility to do anything at all. I just kinda slept and then ate some waffles and then watched some of The Outer Limits. I wish I had something clever to say....

Oh Conan O'Brien made a statue of himself and tried to get some NJ town to keep it. Ya know, if I made a statue of myself I think I'd have myself picking my nose in the statue since you dont see that everyday. I dunno why not. I mean cmon no matter how old you get you are always picking your nose. babies and kids have no shame. As you get older to try to hid it with a tissue and as you get older I think you care less and just go for it. Old people nose pick. It's a beauty.
Now that we have established what the pose will be, where shall I put it. Why not a foreign country. How about...the Waldbaums parking lot on Portion road. PERFECT! Ah, my life is so done.

I wanna be like Adam Sandler. Everytime he goes on Talk Shows or Awards stuff he wears t-shirts and regular pants and sneakers. Now I dont care so much about the pants I'd wear but I want to be wearing t-shirts and sneakers for the rest of my life. Maybe I just wont EVER wear pants. But the only job for that is a prostitute...oh man. Eh, I gotta do what I gotta do to make my dreams come true.

See ya on the flipside.
See ya, wouldnt want to BE ya!!!
oooooh snap!!
I don't really mean it, I just say things.

Some memories of Prom and after prom camping:

Prom:
1) searching for the chicken lady with the most amazing chicken EVER!
2) talking with jess rouge
3) dancing with ms. ogozalek and hearing her say "oh shit!"
4) dancing up on mrs. brush
5) going insane from the mad-phat beats
6) putting ALL my dinner on tonys plate and him not noticing at all
7) Nick humping the table
8) Singing to Dave
9) reminding ppl that Merry, Liz, and I all share food but not showers
10) cookie bars!

Camping:
1) BUM FIGHTS!
2) Jesse having a vagina toe and junk foot
3) The AMAZING Card Trick Liz...and her before trick speech
4) Diagnosis..death.
5) Is my penis darker? (to avoid confusion...I said this)
6) Hearing other campers yell to the obnoxious kids next to us who didnt know it was "Quiet Time"...the F word was used
7) Burning the food - bacon, eggs, strawberrys, bananas, apples, bags of chips...etc
8) Completion of my Quest to drink all the lactaid milk
9) "Making love" to the crumb cake with Liz, Tim, and Jon...in 5 second intervals
10) Befriending the chipmonks and domesticating them

There are more memories but I know the people outside of my circle o friends who were there when this all "went down" will be totally confused about this list o events. I hope everyone had a fun and safe after prom. Oh and our limo driver told us a story about Micheal Bolton...jealous?! I am SO not telling.

Graduation is this Saturday. It's gonna be crazy. I think it will hit me then how many people I won't really see again. I dunno if I'll cry. If I do, try not to be all AW! col is crying...cuz that will only make it worse. Either that or I'll punch you in the face.

My Aunt is in from Cali. There are 8 days and counting til we be out o hea and be ova dare.

Tim says funny things.