All libraries should just go ahead and change their names to "Internet Room." The Los Angeles Public Internet Room. It's got a nice ring to it, don't cha think?

And while we're on the subject, sorry Dewey Decimal System, but you are now basically pointless and therefore have given my elementary school "Internet Room" teacher nothing to teach. He's probably been fired. Poor guy. Though he did have an amazing sweep over that was fooling NO ONE.

Sometimes I think there are some aliens just parked outside our reach who watch as we launch some huge rocket that just barely gets us into outerspace. They sit back eating their space popcorn and mockingly comment, "aww, look at how cute they are."