GASP! My first fan email!

TJ writes: What do you think about the movie Old School and its stealing of your website name?

Well, I was in the movie theatre when I saw the trailer and thought it was the most amazing trailer, simply because of the name. Initially I thought, it was pretty cool that they shared my name. Then after awhile, I thought about it - alone in a meadow, and it started to annoy me. I mean, if that movie sucks they could systematically destroy all the things that old school is associated with. I am worried for my future. I fear the worst. And as such, I am putting out a Red Alert for the readers of my site. Please read as much of the archives as you can and buy lots of duct tape and put it around your computer. If there arent many updates for about a week...fear the worst. But otherwise, Will Ferrel could make that whole thing worth seeing.

More emails are appreciated.

Ok today I was thinking how I have a high tolerance for the cold. Often times when others feel it is really cold I am standing around in a t shirt saying its so hot. But here in Ithaca my tolerance is gone. It is so ridiculously cold out here you have no idea. My nose hairs freeze, I curse as I walk around and the wind attempts to blow me into a snow pile. So not cool. And I find it very disappointing that I am so damn cold. (shakes fist at Jack Frost)

Also, as I got onto the elevator I was thinking how awkward it is when you are with one other person who you dont know...in the elevator of course. And you could say well it only lasts for about a minute until you get to your floor, but still...I feel the need to address the uncomfortableness but instead I lean against the wall and pretend to be in deep thought or fuss with my jacket, anything to not think about the other person there. But if we just opened up, do you know how many elevator friends you could make?! So then I got onto the second elevator - because I was avoiding being outside - and we stop on one of the floor...low and behold, Dana walks in...and so does this other chick. So Dana and I exchange witty banter and then we all start to complain how the elevator stops of floors and no one is there and how it wastes a good 3 seconds of time. This girl is proof that elevator friends really can happen.

I checked my Ithaca webmail and I got an email from the Asian Club. I'm not asian....silly mailing list.

Ok addition to last post. As Yvone and I were reading the last post about her being swallowed by the gates of hell we began to elaborate on what it would look like. Each time I got a visual of her yelling and flailing her arms as she is being sucked down into this spiralling abyss. And she yells out, "This BLOWS!"
She then acted it out and I proceeded to piss my pants.

She then had this to say, "What?! That is what I would say, that does blow."

Yaye!

Yvone wants to be in the website and I have thought of quoting her several times but then I forget what she says or its too offensive. But today, I will not censor it. That's right. Get ready. Hide the kids and get ready to pray after reading this.

So she comes into my room and I asked how her night was and she says, "a lot of sex and drugs."
And I ask, "with who?"
she answers, "with God." Then she apologized to him but it was too late, the gates of hell opened and swallowed her whole.

And last week she said "whore" in church. She is totally doomed. For sure!

oh and also: Sheryl Crow rules.
I say this as I bizounce to the mad phat beats.
peace out.

Oh and belated Shout Out:
To: Ms.Marie
Why: The "H." Brownies and Barry White CDs for ma Bday.