Miracle!
(not the disney movie, the event)

I went to go to sleep last night when lo and behold, there twas an alarm clock on my pillow. It read:

"To: Col, Love: Mother Nature"

She really cares about me, it's sweet.

In other news, I recently played the new X Files playstation game and I can confidently say that if zombies ever were to take over my town or even the world, I would not courageously fight them off. Computer generated ones are scary enough, I doubt I could face a real one without fainting. I'd prob become one myself or just hide in an attic somewhere...eating cookies...

So if they do take over, just kill me before they get to me. I want to go out as a human with some dignity still left.

I dont use an alarm clock in the morning because I have been depending on myself to wake up when my body thinks it's time. According to my body I need like 12 hours of sleep. I am way too tired at night. Usually I'm up until 230 - 3am and I've been checking out at 130. Then I wake up at 12 or 1pm. This is no good.

Perhaps I shall find my alarm clock and plug it in, OR I'll ask mother nature to create a mild earthquake at about 10am. That should do the trick. She's pretty cool. Helped me with my math homework back in the day.

I have nothing witty to say. Writers block. Shall return when wit comes back.

"when the hell are you going to update?"
-My Mom

I got back from Virginia today, yeah thats where I went this weekend and why I didnt update, though I'm lazy and prob wouldnt have updated anyway. Conclusions about the South:

they are so slow because it's freakin' hot down there.
it's fun to reinforce stereotypes even if they arent true.
there are too many bugs.
Virginia is not 3 hours away, its like 9.

ok the end.
I'm going to sleep a bunch and not wake up at 5am.