Friday, October 11, 2002

Barry White update:

Recently the beloved Barry White underwent some crucial kidney transplantness. There was a moment when they thought they lost him, but then they played one of his songs. The smooth, sexy, baratone, saved him from passing on. It brought him back and motivated him to be a Pimp Daddie to the fullest! Too true, too true.
Today in his honor, I came upon a song of his and sung it with pride.

In recent news:

Weekly World News saved the world yet again! It's not just another tabloid, Weekly World News means business! Last week, it was reported that China was going to attempt to get everyone to jump at the same time to send a huge earthquake across the world and knock it into space...thus ending the world as we know it. However, Weekly World News avoided disaster by applying a counter jump at the same time. But this time, when they heard about a second attempt, a writer flew herself over there to negotiate. Appearently it smelt bad in the airports but she survived and she talked the people out of the jump. What a hero.

Daily Shout Out!
To: Mr.Sullivan my advisor
Why: he told me bout canadian money...loonies, and toonies! Oh my...

Tuesday, October 08, 2002

AH! Sorry for lack of updates, the server here is being a real bitch. Bi-hotch even.

Anyhoo, the rents came to visit last weekend. Got some food and a Quidditch shirt. Hell yeah! Also went to Buttermilk falls and enjoyed the look from my mom when she saw the hike uphill. It mentally said to me, "uuuh these stairs gotta go."

Oh and mom, did you leave some beach house remants lying around my room? I have evidence; assorted rocks, shells, and beach glass.

Yesterday I think I had a crazy college moment. You see since the rents were coming I decided to do most of the work on my papers due on monday, on friday. So friday I'm all typie typie. Then later on sunday night I did a little work and thought I'd have enough time to fix up my academic writing one on monday before class. Yeah, so that plan turned against me real fast. I literally just finished it before I go to class. I had a freak out last minute revisal of the paper. A nice stress session for the day. I never want to do that again. That sucked.

Oh and the other day on Crank Yankers (a show on Comedy Central that is real prank calls visualized by puppets) they had the greatest sketch in terms of me finding great humor in poop. It featured this woman telling an old couple that they were over their quota of poop. She later told them some of the following statements:

Don't be a hog, hold your long.
Too many poos...we all lose
Hold it in...we all win

I encourage you all to use sayings like that in everyday conversation even if it doesn't apply to anything that you're talkin about. It's fun to confuse people.