Movie of the week: Dogma

Yeah Alan Rickman!

Rickman as the Voice of God: I'm pissed off is what i am.

So on the second of Jan. I titled it as the 3rd, good thing i know how to count. It only took me the whole school day before I realized. I just wanted it to be Thursday so bad I thought by writing it was would allow me to think it actually WAS Thursday. Which means the 3rd would become the 4th, as such, I wouldnt attend school on Friday cuz i would think it was Saturday. Then for the rest of my life I would be off by a day. Be a day late to parties and all. But maybe I was the only one on REAL time. Maybe today really is Sunday...which means everything is a lie! Christmas is really on the 24th, holidays, birthdays, anniversary's are all celebrated late. Man, that sucks.

Phrase O da Week time!!! "Yaye" says all the children. This weeks episode is brought to you by Merry McEvanson. Like so many random and insane things, this occured during Economics this morning. After I sang about Runs House, Merry semi-sang/soul sistered out: Pup-pies!
Congrats to you Merry, may your animals always be widdle, cuddly, and cute.

Song O the Day: Run DMC- Runs house

2002 and I'm starting off the new year more lethargic than ever! I was hoping that all the teachers would make class optional OR just say "I'm going to continue to talk but you can put your heads down." Only thing is I was on the verdge of sleepin when I was supposed to be listening. I need to create a hollogram of myself sitting down and looking very much awake, meanwhile, behind this deceptive image it's sleepy time. I'll have to sit toward the back so the teacher can't look behind the picture. It would be disasterous, not because I'd get busted but because everyone will want one. Freaking greed! Then eventually no one will really learn. The education system will become a training program that helps children adapt to sleeping on uncomfortable surfaces. I bet the universe would even implode and a hollogram one would take it's place.
The consequences of Lazy.

2001 will perish today when Father Time stikes midnight. And now...A Year In Review.

Favorite Tings O 2001:

Animal: Monkey
Excetion: All variations of poop (i.e.-poo, poopie, po2p, da poopsie)
Craze: Harry Potter...yea Snape!
Holiday: SYAG jersey week
Group Activity: Box People
Best way to eat a Jelly Bean: From my bellybutton
Substitute Teacher: Meatball
Boyfriend: Dan (but you better watch out for Alan Rickman)
Show: Temptation Island 2...oh the trash
Class: Economics with Mr.E and Spelmenator; its just all about the graphs
Hangout: Tony's
Accent: high pitch, well i guess it's Swedish..? (i.e.- zee kitty, un beanies)
Song: Inspector Gadget Techno Remix
Ting to do to Friends: TP their cars
Late Night Activity: Gnoming
Way to Fall Asleep: While watching a Disney movie
Rebel thing: Dropping off Liz in the middle of her block at 2 am with the lights off and as she suddles to the house with a dress on,her mom waits at the door
Gift: Fart Machine

And my favorite thing..is having an amazing group of friends. Kisses to all.

I havent been able to update for a while, so hopefully this goes threw. I did have a phrase o the week BUT it didnt post it and yesterday there was a better phrase. While driving back to Sang's house, Dan's car ran into some trouble, but thankfully some Russian men at the gas station were able to "fix carrrr" (like they do is Russia). Jen Akenback (last name is def spelled wrong, I just used the Sound It Out Method) was with us last night, and the Phrase O the Week goes to her and her use of a Russian accent when she said: Oh, you are So Rebel!

Hopefully she'll hang out with us agian so her chances of being awarded Phrase O the Week increase. And thank you crazy Russian men who like to fix cars....how would we laugh without you? I dunno.