Good ol' mom. It was her Bday on Wed the 21st, and what did she want you might ask...boring things. No offense to my mom but as people in general age their creativity seems to fade. Earings, stuff for the car, a deer whistle- i have NO idea what that is but it was on the list, shirts, turtleneck. Actually I dont think earings was even on the list this year. My dad is the same way though with this stuff-he just loves his turtlenecks. But as they get older (cough) 45 (cough) there desire for fun/non-boring things dies. I should get her some poopsie or maybe renew some AMAZING artwork I did in kindergarden of a rainbow and a sun. It's a challenge to make shoppin interesting year after year, it's wearing me out. I question if i have the stamina to continue...I'm alone on this, my brother is of NO help what so ever. But I will previal...i hope. (bites lip)

I'm out like an obese man after eating a thanksgiving meal

1st things 1st...Phrase O Da Week!!

This week it is brought to you by Heather Hadgeoff. While discussing a student in our school, who for dignity purposes will remain unknown, she said:
"She used to fart uncontrollably"
--the opposite of controlled farting.

Now back to the usual business...

Time is crazy thing. Techniquely it's always constant. Each second measured, but you can't base everything on an exact science like that. Time can take forever when it wants to; like when you're running late, you have this drawn out time where nothing gets accomplished. Yet, other times you are early and you waste time just waiting. So I have come to the conclusion that time is a human entity in the way it goes along in a daily routine. Most of the ..time..(laughs at self because I'm writing about time so its funny to use it in that sentence..) Anyway, it usually runs fine but there are points where it is behind or ahead of schedual. Maybe when a week seems to be crawling along..its because time hurt itself playin ultimate frizbee, or it has the cold, or is depressed b/c time is alone. There is no other TIME, just one. One lone soul. So don't get mad at the clock, it's only human. Hate the game, not the playa.

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Let's discuss a compound word. Cornbread. Corn. Bread. Corn- a food source which is consistantly yellow, with options on comsumption: Choose between its natural creation of a cob or the individual pixels removed. Then we have Bread: Composed of yeast, with a sponge like appearance. Comes in assorted variations. I.E.-Wheat, Rye, White, Potato, Raisin, etc. Options of toasting come with it as well. It's commonly used when constructing a "sandwich." When you combine both these substances you get a magnificent carbon based meal. A delight for the tummy. Oh so yummy. In the words of Chris Rock- "Aint nothing wrong wit dat!"

Recent polls show the following:
IN: When Mother Nature makes sense
OUT: When Mother Nature is drunk and the weather goes all over da place

IN: Da poopsie
OUT: pee pee

IN: Writing notes to yourself
OUT: Getting a note from someone

Word Big Bird. Big bird. He was yella, like this fella I once knew, who, lived in a shoe. It was brown and he would always flush it down. Down a river. There's a fiber, he lies, he flies...he dies. And thus is life. Don't be a knife they are too sharp so play a harp in the orchestra. Music is key, don't get stung by that bee, for he, is the King and here's the thing...the royalty will not save thee from the fires of hell. So very well, ring my bell, and I will come a-runnin'. Ain't that som'em?

Funny ting I heard: Guys are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicaped.
--its funny...cuz it's true.

They want a 70 dollar deposit for the yearbook, then i get to pay at least another 20 afterwards. This book better be made of gold and have diamonds in it. Diamonds not Qubitz Zorconia or however its spelled. It better freakin glow in the dark and be able to fly. What do they need all this money for? Drugs I bet, the teachers want to get high at the end of the year, and get high with the good stuff. But i mean cmon its a book with pictures..of students, not naked celebrities. I dont even think our class ring was that much. This book better extend my life expectancy at least 10 years. I wonder if I could just pay 30 bucks for the pages I actually want. I dont need a picture of ALL the people in this school. There are freakin 1028 kids in our class alone. Its almost impossible to know everyone of them...unless your jesus or something.

Monkeys are funny animals, ask around.

This was just too good not to make it the Phrase O the Holy Day (holy day being sunday cuz o the church thing). There usually is only a Phrase O the Week, but as I said this was just too good. It's a line from SNL, the martha stewart sketch.

::That gives me a HUGE Martha-Boner::
-It's so wrong, but so funny

Word to your Mom.